Michael

He likes wet farts.

It sounds like you had Michael.

by supersmarts October 8, 2020

Michael

Michael is a rude person that only cares for his feelings and for the title of being a boyfriend, not to fall in love. He is super clingy. He doesn’t care about what other people feel, only his own.

Girl 1: There is this girl crying over there about a break up.

Girl 2: I bet she broke up with a Michael

by abcdone January 7, 2019

Michael

Michael from Be More Chill.

``I'm just Michael in the bathroom..``
``Michael! Where have you been?``

by lillyay4 June 27, 2018

Michael

Michael is an extremely HOT American. He will have girls that other men can only dream of. He is good at everything, and the best at everything. His dick is humongous. He is a superior Alfa male . When people look at him they thing (GOALS).

Look it’s Michael (GOALS)

by Anonymous Ti-74 December 8, 2018

Michael

He is really nice and sweet and he should be the army unless he is fat like me!

He is really nice Michael.

by Mike212121 January 8, 2019

Michael

Cool guy

Michael gets all the butches

by Imnotgay2477379 April 19, 2018

Michael

Michael is an extremely intelligent person. He always scores perfectly on tests and does very well in school. He only interacts with the people who are mentally at his level.

Michael is amazing at academics.

by A-AverageKid December 5, 2017