Michael

Sporty, cocky, good with women, good at about everything he plays or does

Niggerman: that Michael is a god at basketball

Niggerboi: ya he is

by Niggerwomen November 14, 2019

Michael

He likes wet farts.

It sounds like you had Michael.

by supersmarts October 08, 2020

Michael

A Presidential man

"Who's that kid in the navy khakis?"
"Oh that's Michael"

by Alfred O'Reilly April 04, 2019

Michael

He can be really annoying sometimes, but he is sweet and kind. Most of the time he dosent answer to who he loves.

that must be michael he’s an asshole

by quotes_101 October 31, 2019

Michael

Michael is a guy that is strong with the nic (nicotine). He likes vaping juices that have 99% nicotine in them. Michael is that guy that doesn't follow the dibs rule and does not care about shotgun. He also fires cannon ball O's when vapes or smokes.

Togrul: Dibs first toke when it comes!
Michael: No I don't care about your dibs I got first *takes toke*

by Hardcigger010101 February 04, 2020

Michael

Has a big ass dick:)

Girl 1: oh look it’s michael!
Me: nice dick:)

by Idk what to say:/ May 18, 2021

Michael

Michael is an extremely intelligent person. He always scores perfectly on tests and does very well in school. He only interacts with the people who are mentally at his level.

Michael is amazing at academics.

by A-AverageKid December 06, 2017