A person who is prolific at dishing out his own passionate opinions, whether they be requested or not. An opinion from a rant merchant is always correct.
"That guy's got an opinion on everything.."
"I know, he's a right bloody rant merchant."
"Always right though..."
"I know, he's a right bloody rant merchant."
"Always right though..."
by RantMerchant October 26, 2009
Get the rant merchantmug. A mileage merchant is a runner who is highly focused on having more mileage than those around them. They will often let others know about their superior mileage.
John always runs a few extra minutes to make sure he has more mileage than everyone else. Why does he have to be such a mileage merchant?
by JackSimmons5 July 31, 2024
Get the Mileage Merchantmug. by idekwhoiamanymore12 November 26, 2022
Get the Merchantmug. by RawJokester April 27, 2025
Get the Regular season merchantmug. A right-wing nut job who peddles conspiracy theories that are not based in fact, have little evidentiary support, and are targeted toward non-critical thinkers who are generally gullible.
by Big Grinder June 18, 2019
Get the noise merchantmug. The sacred and catastrophic art of obliterating something so thoroughly—so viciously—that not even the memory of its former shape survives.
"Skull Merchant Treatment" originates from a Dead by Daylight killer - The Skull Merchant - who received nerfs so severe that her power was widely considered mechanically unplayable and useless, broken in function and stripped of its original identity.
"Skull Merchant Treatment" originates from a Dead by Daylight killer - The Skull Merchant - who received nerfs so severe that her power was widely considered mechanically unplayable and useless, broken in function and stripped of its original identity.
by June905 June 2, 2025
Get the Skull Merchant Treatmentmug. by Bwoah_F1 July 7, 2022
Get the Line Merchantmug.