peeled a nigga melon

When you suck a nigga dick so hard that tomato paste flies out that dick hole while u squeeze ur shawtys nipples and give her that dirty Chewbacca until she sounds like a snail and dies

Hey vlad, did you peeled a nigga melon today?
Sure did! Sniped his ass out the heli!

by Homesickle redd January 6, 2021

Magnificent Majestic Melon Man Mookram

One of the greatest man alive.

Bobby Man Barry is superior to Magnificent Majestic Melon Man Mookram.

by Nizma March 22, 2021

Bad Melon

Melon that has been used previously for sexual purposes, usually a deep hole is visible for deviant practices.

Jacob: *searches through fridge* " Hey a melon!"
Josh: " Shit, no don't eat that, that's bad melon!"

by J-Pacey January 27, 2008

Blind melon

Blind melon- a person that lives life oblivious to social norms. A non-conformist. A free spirit. A blind mind.

There is a house on the corner full of hippies. Those blind melons never cut the grass.

by Less Moreland August 5, 2017

twisting my melon

see blagging my head

dude:-that's twisting me melon, man

by kitsch.object September 14, 2003

Dukey Melon

Giant Shit that clogs ur toliet

My Dukey Melon clogged ur toliet it was big and smelly!

by Oli Loc April 25, 2007

Mushy Melon

when you fuck someone with a limp dick.

I gave Gwen a mushy melon last night!

by turruhh November 11, 2010