vaginus-maximus

1. The "private area" of a female; specifically the area starting with the VULVA and ending with the uterus.

2. A wimpy individual.

Kiko: Imus in the morning? More like Vaginus-MaxIMUS in the morning! Ha ha ha!
Dani: ...

by Kiko February 8, 2004

Lqtmus Maximus

1- The lqtmus maximus is the major

muscle in the hahass that causes you to

lqtm, or laugh quietly to yourself. When

hyperextended it causes roflseizures. If

the muscle is torn, it causes you to lmao!

Patient- "I've been having some serious pain in my lqtmus maximus, doc."

Doctor- "Ah, it's because you ripped it snowboarding. Have you had any other symptoms?"

Patient- "Yes it caused me to laugh my ass off while watching Survivor."

by John NutNocker April 8, 2009

mariuss

A nice guy, who is also kinda hot and cute

Whats your name? - Mariuss

by rabbitgabbit January 7, 2018

bowloadious/maximus

A title given to an individual by his/her peers for their incredible ability to literally smoke anybody under the table.

Dude, that hit was whimpy, you said you had iron lungs, wait 'til bowloadious/maximus gets here, your boasting will cease!

by g.e.tyrone May 3, 2006

Rudus Maximus

Someone of rude nature. The ultimate in rude. A person that is being beyond the normal rude nature.

That Rudus Maximus always yells at me.

by Sleerts December 8, 2009

Tiffanus-maximus

Under cover transformer taking the form of a teenage white girl. also includes a large butt.

i think thats Tiffanus-maximus!

by hayyme October 11, 2010

Suspectimus maximus

Latin root phrase for a person who still closeted, but most likely gay because of their relationship circumstances.

You are 40. You haven't had a relationship with the opposite sex in over 20 years. You have a "roommate" or "friend" that accompanies you to all family holidays. Example used in a sentence: "My brother hasn't had a girlfriend since high school. He is suspectimus maximus."

by notwhoyouthink_ergo April 30, 2011