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Massive Horse

A large, awkward, graceless, lumbering brute. Often with a large head shaped like a fucking potato.
by splitarse February 16, 2012
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Massive

I just had this MASSIVE steak! you know what else is massive? LOWWWW TAPER FADEE
by Ninjatylerlowtaperfadeblevins January 19, 2025
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Massive

Wanna know what else is massive? THAT LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW TAAAAAAAAAAAAAPERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR FAAAAAAAAAAADEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Person 1: "Bro the burj khalifa is massive"
Person 2: "wanna know what else is MASSIVE?"
Person 1: "NO PLEASE DON-"
Person 2: "THAT LOOOOOOOOOO-"
by ParkerYLI January 25, 2025
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Barnett's Shaw Massive

Also known as the North Oxted Massive, this gang runs most of the business in the Oxted area with most of their strength being contained in the notorious areas of Silkham and the Shaw. They originally started small on the scene, before coming out of nowhere to knock the prime crime leaders off their top spots for themselves. They ain't to be messed with, as it is well known that their rise to power, although quiet, was also extremely violent, bloody and fraught with pain and death.
They're known to have close ties with the CTS and are a known part of SKl Konnexion, signifying their work on a larger scale - these lads aren't local no more.
Common gang activites include "slam" and the occassional bit of "swingy". They're also known to be fiercely territorial, defending the Shaw and it's inhabitants from their rivals the SOC or the H-to-the-G-Unit.
"I hear the Barnett's Shaw Massive been hitting up the South Oxted Crew again"
"Man, those North Oxted lads don't take no shit, make sure you ain't disrespecting"
"For sure I ain't, the Shaw is a tough place to be, they're hardened gangsters"
"Barnett's Shaw - a hard place to live, an easy place to die"
by Mad Styles Mike July 29, 2008
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Massive

A song made by the greatest band ever, Linkin Park. This song was made 20 years ago as of 2023 but released on Linkin Park's Meteora 20th anniversary boxset came out. It's a very amazing song, when i heard it for the first time I almost cried. Mike Shinoda sings in it
Me : hey what's this song called?
My brother who loves Linkin Park : Massive
Me : bet
by Xx_Vista08_why December 23, 2023
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Massive nonce

A massive nonce is a man that you would usually find behind your local Tesco who really likes children.
Alexander: Do you know Tony? David: Yeah he's the one who's a massive nonce right?
by sigma sugma September 8, 2021
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Massive

Dude that low taper fade is still MASSIVE yeah, MASSIVE.
by anonymous January 3, 2025
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