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blow maintenance

Oral sex duties performed to keep a partner happy.
Sorry I was late for work this morning, I got involved in some blow maintenance with Jimmy.

Chris has a very high minimum daily requirement of blow maintenance.
by Creed Cur March 6, 2012
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maintenance sex

Sexual intercourse initiated by the male partner of a long term live-in relationship primarily for the relief of his sexual tension and usually occuring at the same time and place every week. If foreplay is included, it is uninspired and routine in nature. If anything other than missionary position is used, you are NOT having maintenance sex!

Maintenance sex is associated with an increase in UTIs in women (due primarily to the lack of lubrication) and with other relationship problems such as extramarital affairs and divorce. Interestingly extramarital affairs and divorce are also effective cures for maintenance sex.
"So what happened to you and Mr. Right? I thought you guys were a great couple!"
"Couldn't take the maintenance sex so I had to dump him."
by deep fried macaroni February 7, 2010
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high maintenance

A very stuck up person who is very demanding and extremely needy
that stupid girl is always depending on me for everything.. shes so high maintenance
by robert rishka September 18, 2005
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Manitoba Milk Bag

It is a canadian sex act where milking girl is on all fours, with her breasts hanging in free air, then they are milked like a cow, with occasionally giving her nipple crunch, and some light punches in the breasts. To make it more interesting usually a man also does the girl in her ass in doggie style during this.
When she said she had delivered baby just a few months ago, the gang got excited to do Manitoba milk bag with her
by Killer Gunshot November 28, 2010
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high maintenance

Means you're a self-centered cunt (applies to males or females) who should not be tolerated.
YOU: "I have to warn you I'm high maintenance."
ME: "You mean you're a self-centered cunt?"
by fifilarue April 27, 2015
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high maintenance

Someone who is fixated on Diamond Chairs and Diesel jeans.
He is really laid back, but if you saw his apartment you would call him high maintenance.
by JMannnnnnnn January 18, 2008
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