max

gay, hairy not fun to be around. he can be a bitch at times. and tall

my friend is like max.

by sticky dog May 22, 2017

Max

he’s a smelly ass dude, he hasn’t found out that showers exist. He’s a Ethiopian, and a fucking caveman.

look at max he’s a bitch

by FridgeDog July 3, 2020

Max

V. to smash a toilet as a household responsibility.

N. someone whose primary chore around the house consist of smashing toilets

Adj. to the largest extent, huge;

Person 1: can that bangin chick make it to the sunday kegger?
Person 2: Not tonight boss, her parents have her maxing around the house all day.

Person 1: Dude that party last night was max!

by Fuzzy Wobbles January 11, 2010

Max

-Jacked
-Womanizer
-Smart, just lazy
-Not fat, big
-Under rowing + math scholarship
-Father is part of mafia
-Best o-lineman
-Says he sacked the qb and got a touchdown (very incredible for o-line)
-Gets bad grades, but has goal of going to harvard

Max is someone that matches all of the above

Man, that guy is such a Max.

I wish I was a Max. That would be incredible.

I'm Max.

by bhr11111 March 24, 2009

Max

Max is the ugliest man alive he has many friends but they are all fake since he is rich , he smells and he is fat and dumb

"Ewwwww look at max"
*max starts talking*
"Oh hiiiiii!"

by LalalLLLLLLlLalalala June 5, 2019

Max

A type of dude who’s gets on everyone’s nerves and no one likes.

“Max gtfo”

by That one crackhead in town July 5, 2019

max

a boy who is a player who all the girls want, he's sexy and fit and kind and a great kisser. he's a good boyfriend but a complete dickhead

girl one: omg look over there..

girl two: wow he's such a max
girl three: thats my boyfrind!
girl one and two: LUCKY!

by Th February 17, 2013