A promiscuous woman generally of a very skanky variety, who tends to exhibit signs of possible crotch rot that hangs around automobile shops/dealerships trying to distract mechanics from their work and have unprotected sex with them in order to fill a trailer park with their spawn and lay claim to a child support check and food stamps benefits from his hard work!!
Person A: Has anyone seen Carla lately?
Person B: Not for a while... Have you checked the shop?
Person C: That "Shop Lizard" is tying up Ron again
Person B: Not for a while... Have you checked the shop?
Person C: That "Shop Lizard" is tying up Ron again
by Cbankss January 25, 2019
A person with a nice beard, who looks like a lizard, he's got the crusty skin, and got bushes under his pits.
by LarryTheLizard March 24, 2015
by Tibby504 November 16, 2017
by PR09! March 31, 2012
by Coolguy234567 February 12, 2018
“don’t be such an olivier lizard” they exclaimed
by thetruediscordkittenowo April 30, 2022
Florida Gaytor Fan: Hey, did you see Tim Tebow last night?
Average Guy: Hell No! What do i look like a fucking Lizard fan?
Average Guy: Hell No! What do i look like a fucking Lizard fan?
by Buckeye Til I Die December 13, 2007