Limpathy

When a woman tells a guy it's just one of those things when he can't get it up, and actually believes it.

Clive: Shit Mavis, it won't stay hard.
Mavis: It's Ok Clive, I've always had limpathy for guys that can't get it up after seeing my clam. It's a scary one afterall.

by Mavis Clam April 29, 2011

Limpin' With A Pogostick

Intense bouncing when Gangstah Leanin' Yo Black Ass Around

Yo Dawg, Dat Dude's Limpin' With A Pogostick, Looks like a kangaroo or sumthin.

by John Grand May 4, 2011

Limpin'

The awkward gait of a man concealing a state of arousal. Much like the word hobblin

"Blud all the peng in da club last night had me limpin'"
"Yes bruv, that club be limped, you get meh"

by gregtastic March 2, 2012

Limpathy

Sympathy for a sexual partner's impotency.

"How was your hot date with Geof?"

"It started out well, but ended up being an evening of tears and limpathy because he couldn't get it up."

by coining buttress October 18, 2011

limited effort

Giving as little effort as possible.

This year I'm going as a sociopath to the Halloween party. It takes limited effort to achieve this.

by dogmaeathwork December 29, 2015

Limping Coyote

A woman so ugly that looking at her makes your dick limp. A trick comprised of placing a poster or image in the line of sight during intercourse, used by high school and college boys to extend their sexual encounters or to prevent premature ejaculation.

Dude, is that poster of Donatella Versace your limping coyote?

by FRAGSTER23 November 30, 2016

limitate

Restricting options to a predetermined outcome

The system limitates us in this way

by limitator December 8, 2016