Lego

Lego: A plastic brick company. Their products are not to be eaten, but also not to be put on ✨le floor✨ because yo mom could step on it and you would be mom-le-ss for the rest of your life. And if you haven't felt pain for a few years, then step on Lego, ur going to feel what your mom felt when giving birth to you. It should be used in war.

BTW, have u tried making a city out of Lego??? ur going to regret it.

by MischievousSisterz Words May 24, 2024

Lego

Lego is a landmine designed and produced in Denmark, it is highly effective when put in narrow corridors.

Who the hell put this lego brick here?! That thing is like a landmine!

by Thebeanguy October 5, 2020

Lego

The coolest fucking shit ever

Sharon: I wanna suck his dick
Greg: Why

Sharon: Cos he has lots of Lego

by shitsniffer78 February 9, 2023

Lego ground

Chester's Diva stadium! The biggest shithole in the football league!

"We are playing Jester pity next"

"Where is it the Lego ground?"

by Josh_Wrexham_Legend November 8, 2007

Lego loading

The act of putting Legos inside your anus. Typically before a Lego cannon.

Mom don’t come in I’m Lego loading!

by ThatLegoGuy March 31, 2024

Crackhead legos

Tweaker inventions

Crackhead legos is When people on drugs invent thing while tweaked out

by Pridegirl101 February 3, 2019

LEGO

You seriously don't know what LEGO is? Wow.

Seriously, dosen't everyone know what a LEGO is? You know, these Minecraft looking things you step on and it hurts.

by FoxyTheFab February 1, 2017