Lego ground

Chester's Diva stadium! The biggest shithole in the football league!

"We are playing Jester pity next"

"Where is it the Lego ground?"

by Josh_Wrexham_Legend November 8, 2007

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Lego Hangover

When your child stays up all night working on a massive lego project and in the morning he/she has symptoms similar to that of an alcohol induced hangover: Sleepy, irritated, irrational, nauseous, thirsty and hungry. Adults may experience mild to extreme symptoms when building or helping children build a Lego project that requires hours upon hours of building. This can be prevented by reading the Lego box carefully. If the Lego has a reccommended age of 16+ you are very likely to experience a Lego hangover upon completion of said project.

"What's wrong with you Henry? Why do you look like you've been hit by a bus overnight?"

"I stayed up late last night finishing up my 3000+ piece Lego Effiel Tower."

"Sounds like a classic Lego Hangover to me. get some sleep today and make sure to hydrate yourself."

by TheTexican July 17, 2014

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pink lego

Pink Lego is when you dip your toes in boiling water then dock with an uncircumcised penis. To create the ultimate building blocks for love.

Boy: I think i have a blister on my tip from the pink lego I got last night.

Girl: Gonna go trim my toe nails and get a pot of water going. I'll see you in the bedroom for a pink lego!

by Tractor Ass November 24, 2013

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