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Lanced

1) a cyclist who is high or about to get high off marijuana.

2) a slang term used between cyclists in Los Angeles in dedication towards Lance Armstrong's successes in the tour de france while being high as fuck.

3) you can also use the words "full armstrong" for taking dabs off the skillet.

4) finishing a "tour" means smoking a blunt.

- original creator of the word lives in North Hollywood, CA. You'll see him on a sticker bombed steel frame rocking a FLIGHT CREW jersey.
1) yo, im about to go hit some LANCE.

2) ma nig, Im LANCED the fuck out.

3)where the LANCE at?

4) I'm on that FULL ARMSTRONG.

5) roll by, I'm on my 3rd TOUR.
by Obviousisme February 3, 2014
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