Lance

a very SEXY thiCCCC basketball player..... BEWARE for he is asian and will woop you humpty dumpty dumb ass if you fuck with him, (proof for you ALBERTO)

lance

by lancelot0808 October 8, 2019

Lance Prancer

A very outgoing gay male dancer. Usually the only male in the dance troupe which is filled with girls.

The dance troupe is mostly girls and one Lance Prancer.

by KatieKlock January 10, 2013

Lance

A little shit that never gets off of video games, and will most likely die alone. He is the son of an epic whore and is rude all of the time.

Kid:Hey Lance! Wanna go to the pool?

Lance if that requires going outside and socializing. NO I wanna play fOrTnItE!!! *crys*

by Sucmytomatoe March 13, 2019

lance videos

hey mamas

lance videos: hey mamas

nick videos: hey my love

by government.doing.stuff December 7, 2020

lance corporal activities

The most vile, stupid, grotesque, violent, and or completely out of pocket activities known to man.

Fellow LCpl: This is no time for lance corporal activities, Johnson, get out of the female head!

by FlattenedPancake0809 May 30, 2024

Lance Shelton

An absolute unit.
100% Alpha Male
Will try and bench press you at the gym to impress a girl.
Streams Fortnite with hopes to become pro

Michael: Noah look at that lance Shelton at the gym.
Noah: Man that’s an alpha male if I’ve ever seen one

by Balakay12 November 8, 2019

Lance

The epitome of the word cunt. Often has delusions of grandeur that’s he’s a top bloke but is in fact the biggest piece of shit.

He’s such a Lance. You’ll want to smack him before you even meet him.

by Flatearth September 7, 2021