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kiwi

A male exclusive game consisting into sneakily unzipping your pants, in order to let one of your testicles out.

Once the ball is free, the dude has to act normal, until someone notices the testicle.

That person has to point the kiwi with its finger, and yell "KIWI!".
"KIWI!"
by Orichalque June 7, 2017
mugGet the kiwimug.

the kiwi fruit

When a large gentleman who's wearing short shorts bends over exposing his large kiwi fruits.
Hey Rob, Fergs got the kiwi fruit out again
by Fergs kiwi fruit September 2, 2017
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Kiwi

The ACTUAL inventors of pavlovas.

Uhhhh, kiwis are usually seen at the dairy or in new zealand, both basically the same.
Person: Australians invented pavlova
Kiwis:NO YA FUKIN GRUNT YOU WET AS SOCK.
by Vassie_thy_meme_god October 28, 2019
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kiwi

he is a kiwi
by ambbaaa July 25, 2020
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Kiwi

Kiwi.
by amajorgaydisappointment April 4, 2022
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gone off kiwi fruit

When you leave out a kiwi fruit for too long and it goes stale.
by Debskelly1985 March 8, 2023
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Kiwi

One of the best songs on Harry styles album ‘Harry styles’ if you ever need to jump about with no worries just put on kiwi.
‘Yo I’m feeling a bit down today you know? Not feeling that energetic.’
‘Here let me put on kiwi’
by Lovelykdly123 June 30, 2019
mugGet the Kiwimug.

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