A creature born in Mount Fruticus and is seen as a symbol for saving humanity. They operate down under (but aren"/ very good) as well as New Zealand and Australia. As little kiwites they are a little fuzzy. Extremely flat-earthed (even though they are round) and have a general tendancy to become...furry. That's furry and not A furry. Big difference that not many understand :(.
Emperor Zuchinii: you have come far, kiwi man, but I must reject you your powers.
Kiwi-man: what? Why?
Emperor Zuchinii: You have become a furry .
Kiwi-man (as he is being dragged away by cucumber guards): NO NOOO I CAN EXPLAIN. NOOOOOO
(A door slams, lights fade out, in the distance a crow squaks)
Kiwi-man: what? Why?
Emperor Zuchinii: You have become a furry .
Kiwi-man (as he is being dragged away by cucumber guards): NO NOOO I CAN EXPLAIN. NOOOOOO
(A door slams, lights fade out, in the distance a crow squaks)
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Can be used as an Adverb, verb, adjective, and noun
Can be used as an Adverb, verb, adjective, and noun
Adverb: "Uncle Dave whispered kiwily in my ear"
Verb: "We are gonna kiwi tonight after dinner"
Adjective: "Dude she is so kiwi"
Noun: " Do you want a kiwi"
Verb: "We are gonna kiwi tonight after dinner"
Adjective: "Dude she is so kiwi"
Noun: " Do you want a kiwi"
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