Kelsey Portwood is a weird Texan who claims to be from KeNtUcKy. She’s a fat assed Chi Omega who is thinks she’s better than her sister. She’s that blonde bitch people tell you to watch out for.
by Rootintootinvladirmirputin February 20, 2022

Kind hearted loving person will always have your back and treat everyone equally fun but shy at times until she’s comfortable then she is the best person to be with grows to be strong after suffering
by Jamie Bradbury May 8, 2021

a really toxic girl. all she does is talk bad about almost everyone. yeah she seems really sweet and nice but once you get to know her she is the worst person you could ever friends with. if you have a friend named kelsey then you need to get better friends. kelsey is the worst friend ever. she's popular but not in the good way. if you know a kelsey, stay away at all costs. it's better if you aren't friends with her.
person 1: "i have a new friend named kelsey!"
person 2: "omg do not be friends with her you will regret it!"
person 2: "omg do not be friends with her you will regret it!"
by layy<3 January 16, 2022

Kelsey and Jacob are two powerful people when together, they are funny and sometimes cute when alone. Kelsey and Jacob have a powerful bond and nothing can ever break them apart, these two are awesome together.
by Frankie Gore August 15, 2022

by notorsomari November 12, 2022

A beautiful girl, tan, seems innocent but is strong and sexy when the time comes. She always has the answer, and feels crowded when questions are thrown at her. Guys love her! Great kisser. Is not afraid to get phisical and is athletic. She won't back down from a challenge and gets distracted easily. She is smart, but sometimes tends not to act it. Loves to surf, ski, and play. Sexy, funny, controlling. Not easily forgotten.
by Surfer chic December 8, 2013
