Well ive listened to everyone bitch about Juggalos, now its time for a juggalo to give the definition
Juggalos are people that have bonded together through the scrutiny of people in society who cant accept people who are different. They run around defending each other when people get a hard on for insulting the "freaks" who decide they want to paint their face, and run around screaming chants for their favorite band. Juggalos act like a family because they are all a bunch of friends who have come together through people hating on them and listening to music no one else likes. They are people with imagination and know how to use it because they can interprit things that your normal "law abiding citizen" wont even try to because its just to difficult for them to think outside the guidelines of their oppressed lives. A real juggalo wont kill you with a hatchet or insult you because you're simply not worth their time. However, if you're picking a fight with them they will defend themselves in any means necessary. Juggalos are proud to be different from the norm because the norm is depressing and we dont feel like being depressed. If you want a reason that juggalos hate you, its only because you started it.
Juggalos are people that have bonded together through the scrutiny of people in society who cant accept people who are different. They run around defending each other when people get a hard on for insulting the "freaks" who decide they want to paint their face, and run around screaming chants for their favorite band. Juggalos act like a family because they are all a bunch of friends who have come together through people hating on them and listening to music no one else likes. They are people with imagination and know how to use it because they can interprit things that your normal "law abiding citizen" wont even try to because its just to difficult for them to think outside the guidelines of their oppressed lives. A real juggalo wont kill you with a hatchet or insult you because you're simply not worth their time. However, if you're picking a fight with them they will defend themselves in any means necessary. Juggalos are proud to be different from the norm because the norm is depressing and we dont feel like being depressed. If you want a reason that juggalos hate you, its only because you started it.
by bp2012 December 18, 2009
Get the Juggalomug. A true Juggalo is a well educated individual, who is there to help others in need. Being a Juggalo is about family and friends, being there for one another, and lending a hand to those who need it most. As with everything there are followers and haters, in terms with fake Juggalos (aka jeffalos) they are the ignorant moronic wannabees that the majority of the world views as a Juggalo, when they are nothing more than ICP followers who don't see the true message behind the music. The only reason they can claim Juggalo is because real Juggalos accept family as family, if you say your a Juggalo then your a Juggalo. Anyone with doubts or questions about what you think you know contact me canderson792@aol.com, preferably on facebook
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by AtrueJuggalo September 3, 2011
Get the JUGGALOmug. A person who is against hatred, bigotry, and violence towards women. This curious type wears facepaint and hatchetgear as a way to express ones individuality. Some juggalos are, sadly, homeless drug addicts. These people who say that juggalos are uneducated peices of shit are really the ones who are uneducated. I am a 3.5 GPA student in college with a job and a family and I am far from uneducated. You can not pick the bad ones and group the rest in with them, there is a BIG difference. We listen to ICP and other psychopathic recording artist but we do not worship them and the message in the music is about GOD and anti-bigotry. Open your ears mutha facko!
by Educated Juggalo August 20, 2010
Get the Juggalomug. by angela coen March 11, 2007
Get the Juggalo mug. A Juggalo, a female being a Juggalette, is a person who is a believer in the Dark Carnival, a superior Being preached about by the Insane Clown Posse. A Juggalo goes through his day knowing the 6 Joker Cards are the echoes of our lives. They are united with eachother as the Juggalo Family, helpin' eachother out, ready to swing an axe in case a fellow family member is in trouble, knowing the fuckin' pain eachother faces in their daily lives because they too have shit goin' down in their lives. Juggalos are down with the clown 'till their dead in the ground, and they're goin' to Shangri-La. The Juggalo Family/Dark Carnival welcomes all, takin' all types, size, shapes of people, even if you're a freak. You will be welcomed into the Juggalo Family no matter who you are, just as the rest of the family was.
Little bitches try to diss Juggalos all the time, but all they ever do is look like bigger douche bags than they already are because they're afraid of clowns/people wearing face paint after they were mollested by people wearing excessive make-up, usually being their mothers, as if the people mollesting them were crack whores who need to wear excessive ammounts of make up just to look any wear close to good. So whenever you see someone dissing Juggalos, you can just feel sorry for them because deep down, their sad their crack whore mothers molested them at one point in their life.
Little bitches try to diss Juggalos all the time, but all they ever do is look like bigger douche bags than they already are because they're afraid of clowns/people wearing face paint after they were mollested by people wearing excessive make-up, usually being their mothers, as if the people mollesting them were crack whores who need to wear excessive ammounts of make up just to look any wear close to good. So whenever you see someone dissing Juggalos, you can just feel sorry for them because deep down, their sad their crack whore mothers molested them at one point in their life.
After the richie-boy fuck tried to diss a Juggalo, three more Juggalos came up and smacked the richie with an axe until his face was unidentifiable.
by -Kage- July 31, 2008
Get the Juggalomug. It is said to be a religion that juggalos follow, which includes the belief of the Dark Carnival, and the messages ICP has sent subliminally thru their music.
It is unsure if this religion is for real or not yet tho, but their getting people to sign a petition on equal rights.
It is unsure if this religion is for real or not yet tho, but their getting people to sign a petition on equal rights.
"I cant wash the face paint off, its part of my religion - juggaloism"
"Fuck the bible, im into juggaloism.
"Fuck the bible, im into juggaloism.
by Miss.Lette. May 13, 2005
Get the juggaloismmug. A Juggalo is an individual that has been saved by the dark carnival or by the ICP, And psychopathic records music. Anybody from the underground will feel this wicked shit, and know what im saying. The individuals that have been saved are the ones who were unwanted and were hated, now they have a family. A real juggalo knows his music, and knows the six jokers cards by heart, if not and you cant name the members, that makes you a juggahoe, we are not a gang, and anybody that uses it as so is just a fucking juggahoe.
by Tha Juggalo Jester March 21, 2009
Get the Juggalomug.