Jonny White

Saying you're too 'drunk' or to 'tired' to go out and then end up having an amazing night.

You did a Jonny white last night

by Sunnyko2 November 08, 2016

Jonny Sosa

A hot, fine as mexican guy who is athletic and plays soccer. He is sexy in bed, he has a big cock and will fuck you til death. He is a hoe but when someone stands out, he’s loyal. Get a Jonny Sosa.

“Have you seen Jonny Sosa.? He’s so hot.!”

by sexy typer January 12, 2019

A right jonny booth

a typical autist who's banter is stale and adds no moral value to a sesh

aye tom's being a right jonny booth tonight ey boys.

by bantscants August 15, 2017

jonny test

a very hot sexual act where where you rub your butt on the others butt and start farting

man i just had a hot jonny test last night with tom brady

by Matt.rac February 21, 2018

Jonny Two Texts

Noun.

1. A person who perpetually responds to all mobile conversations with very long-drawn out messages that could easily be expressed succintly with a few words.

2. A guy who always writes hilariously long messages to everyone, including people he met the night before whilst inebriated.

3. An infamous Scandinavian Mafia ringleader who purposely sent two texts to Johnny Cochran and seriously got busted.

Fockin' Jonny Two Texts, his texts are amazing but i never read them becuase i dont have enough time read all that shit.

by Nojbackwards September 13, 2018

Jonnying

Back-alley, In-the-skip style of sex. Often used as a lighter, funnier way of joking about gang-rape. When said in a deep throaty voice can give the perfect impression of a randy tramp.

Example 1.
Dirty Mike: "Oi, Unclean Pete, getcho ass over here. I see a young man in need of a good ol' Jonnying. Cover me boys, Ima goin' in!"

Example 2.
Wife: Are you okay sweetheart?"
Husband: Well, they sure gave me a roight Jonnying!"
(Laugh Comically)

by KingSnotty March 29, 2011

jonnys fantasy

putting your face between megan foxs boobs and blowing also known as a fun day

"i could go for a jonnys fantasy right now that would be a fun day"

by SMLI R2 August 29, 2009