(noun) - A nocturnal, hideous creature that goes through a 28 day cycle known as "Jaffa Period" whereby its disgusting toe grows to the size of its head and requires an extra shoe (attached the the side of its left) to house it. Although lacking vital nutrients and has an increasing chance of developing scurvy, it is able to gain all vital amino acids, fats and sugars to aid his growth by devouring his highly acidic toes. He is known as an "it" as he is neither male nor female - although he strives to look like a human male. As he is not both genders, he is not known as a "hermaphrodite."
Ex. 1) "I saw Jaffa's toe the other day. I shall not only turn into stone, but before I do, my retinas will suffer a slow and agonising death."
Ex.2)"He is making me angry, I may speak of Jaffa's toe to aggravate him."
Ex.2)"He is making me angry, I may speak of Jaffa's toe to aggravate him."
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