Me. The type of person who would say "you too" after the waiter says enjoy your meal. He later crashed into a tree.
by doodie hole June 28, 2018
Get the Jakemug. Jake is a peng ting init, he has a very long shlong and a 69 pack.
He is obviously the biggest alpha male known to man.
He is obviously the biggest alpha male known to man.
by Brightonunit December 24, 2018
Get the Jakemug. The ultimate douchebag. If you meet a Jake pray he stands far far away from you. Because he smells. Jakes are commonly known for being sound-cloud rappers(aka bad). He is vile and sexist and gross. BEWARE: Jakes can often make you throw up ( i mean projectile vomit). Often has fake curls.
Person 1: Ew I hate you, Jake.
Jake: Nah you think I’m cute.
Person 1: Burn in Hell, I hope it’s soon.
Jake: Fine I didn’t want to talk to you in the first place. You’re fat.
Jake: Nah you think I’m cute.
Person 1: Burn in Hell, I hope it’s soon.
Jake: Fine I didn’t want to talk to you in the first place. You’re fat.
by Squeegee Beckinhime April 7, 2022
Get the Jakemug. People named jake are just a tad bit sensitive. They are usually hoes. Be careful if you’re going to befriend a Jake.
by big gay energy July 29, 2018
Get the Jakemug. by Mìrø June 15, 2018
Get the Jakingmug. 
