Introvert

Not as good as dogs, but much less likely to piss everywhere.

A: do you have any pets?
B: i have an introvert adopted from a library, they're not as good as dogs but much less likely to piss everywhere.

by Dalalara36 February 22, 2019

Introfucktion

The act of foreplay before sexual intercourse.

She only wanted introfucktion

by doge_wow April 23, 2019

intro ring

an engagement ring that you borrow from a loved one with a promise to replace the ring with your own, eventually.

We travel so much that I had to use a intro ring to propose! I'm definitely gonna get her the one she wants tho.

by nellyngtonlovecloud August 20, 2019

introdicktion

A resume or personals-column essay that clearly shows everyone what an arrogant selfish pathetic d**k you are.

I strongly disliked Tronald Dump from the get-go, especially with the disgusting self-puffing shallow-natured introdicktion he gave when he first started running for Prez.

by QuacksO September 20, 2019

intro-crack-hoe

an introvert who immediately becomes a crackhead in presence of his/her friends and starts acting like a hoe

• look! the shy girl is twerking with her friends
- yeah she’s a real intro-crack-hoe

by ryanXDXD December 10, 2019

introducktion

Da formalities dat Donald and Daisy would exchange when they first met.

I hadda attend a long boring business-meeting where a lot of different people were telling each other their names and positions in da company; da only fun I had was afterwards, when I was able to play da audio-tape of said meeting at 2-times normal speed to make everyone's voices sound like nasally quacking; dat way I could giggle at everyone's "introducktions".

by QuacksO January 18, 2020

Intractive

word I made up in 1991 mixing the words: Interested, Interactive, attractive, interesting, etc. in my song, "Heartbeat In The Corner. I just like the way it rang, fit, sounded in my song so I kept it.

I like the way you're very Intractive
Extracting your place
Pleasing me in many ways

by towilmusic March 15, 2020