spitting water

'spitting water' is what your cock does after you have ejaculated so many times either through so much sex or lots of masturbation ,it just comes out like water with no thickness or colour.
man my dick is sore ,i was tossing off to porn on youjizz for hours ,in the end i came so many times i was Spitting water.
by Adam the definer ! June 14, 2015
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Water The Ferns

A phrase uttered by a female to a work colleague, in the office, to be excused to escape to the bathroom/restroom, from a long laborious meeting, to go urinate. Its slightly more polite that "pee", though those that use it are rarely polite outside of work. Claims of the ferns being neglected or thirsty means she is desperate.
"I have to go water the ferns for a few minutes" - is a sign of a normal require urination
"I have to go water the ferns as we have neglected them" - is a sign of an urgent need to pee like a horse
by ScopeyUK June 22, 2017
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Nika Water

Bottled purified water that helps poor families and countries get access to clean water.But because of the different kinds human races of kids (mostly Africans) and the name 'Nika' is on the bottle some people mistake it as a racial company.
Person1:Dude i just bought some Nika water.

Person2: RACIST!
by done123 June 27, 2010
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water taco

When scissoring and one girl squirts into the other girl's vagina, the other girl's vagina is then called a Water Taco.
Man, I seen this one movie where the girl gives her friend a Water Taco and then eats it.
by thetacoking October 28, 2013
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Chug water

Grant: Hey what’s going on with Mike? He’s totally wasted!
Connor: The man had too much of the Chug water!
by vdw17 November 13, 2017
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Water Polo

The only sport where you can legally drown someone without going to jail.
Man, I wish life were like water polo. Try to kill someone and get sent to the ejection box for 20 seconds.
by Soccerplayer_showtunes January 17, 2019
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Boiling Water

Science claims it hot
But it not
The water just angry
by Increased amount of gae February 07, 2019
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