Mopping the Deck in when you are about to cum you pull out cum on her then hold your erect penis like the handle of a mop and your balls and the mop head and mop that shit up
Guy 1: yo my girl is so into pirates I treated her to mopping the deck
Guy 2: dude I tried that with my girlfriend last month now shes mine for good
Guy 2: dude I tried that with my girlfriend last month now shes mine for good
by SocksScandals March 15, 2019
by Theaceone May 08, 2019
The Upper Deck is what happens when one lifts the lid off of the top of a toilet and proceeds to defecate directly into the tank
by Gobbledeeznuttz April 26, 2022
A nickname for the forecastle deck of a ship, referencing the fact that the poop hole is on the back of the body, and the pee hole is on the front.
In ships that have a penis and testicles, this can also be called the cum deck.
In ships that have a penis and testicles, this can also be called the cum deck.
by Mr. Twinkieface January 20, 2021
A die hard collective of men that locally seek out the best food establishments for minimal money. This follows the following day with commentary of the bowel movements. Through an invite only exclusive what's app group they share their thoughts and opinions on the world without fear that someone will be offended.
Poor attendance has risked past members being temporary removed, however some are oblivious to their postings being hilarious, subsequently they are reinstated for being idiotic, even though their attendance to the food evenings is poor and with no reason.
Man the deck
What deck?
The poop deck
Poor attendance has risked past members being temporary removed, however some are oblivious to their postings being hilarious, subsequently they are reinstated for being idiotic, even though their attendance to the food evenings is poor and with no reason.
Man the deck
What deck?
The poop deck
Delayed reaction all, stuck in a shit storm here... mtd discussions resumed..
Mtd. Meaning man the deck
Mtd. Meaning man the deck
by The man of the deck March 11, 2017
A girl who uses a photo of herself in a dress on a deck or porch as her profile photo on social media. Sometimes carries an implication of blandness or “basic.”
Brad: “Hey, a girl just messaged me on Facebook!”
Chad: “Yeah she’s cute but she’s a total deck dresser.”
Chad: “Yeah she’s cute but she’s a total deck dresser.”
by Maloons July 30, 2020
Katie: You heard bout Alexis talkin shit bout you ?
Courtney: Yes, I already told her I was gonna deck on sight .
Maddie: Did you see Farrah knock out Sarah earlier ?
Savannah: Yes, It was a deck on sight .
Courtney: Yes, I already told her I was gonna deck on sight .
Maddie: Did you see Farrah knock out Sarah earlier ?
Savannah: Yes, It was a deck on sight .
by YasminMayhemBitch October 27, 2012