When a guy is a f*cking a girl and she lets him nut inside then she shoots it back in his face, like a spider man web
Steven was a little to excited to try web slinging with his new match from Tinder
Trevor received quite a surprise when his girlfriend web slinged him after he finished inside her
Trevor received quite a surprise when his girlfriend web slinged him after he finished inside her
by tweetytweetytwat July 19, 2019
Get the Web Slinging mug.Refers to the past-heavenly act of gently swooping a petite cutie up in one arm, cradling her knees under your other arm, holding her close to your chest, and then smilingly gazing into her placidly-happy face while cooing contentedly to her.
Huge marshmallow-hearted guy: I love giving sweet-faced damsels a sling-snuggle shortly after I meet them --- usually it makes the gal just totally "melt in my arms" and "go dreamily submissive" on me, and then she'll let me savor her soft warm palms on my cheeks, massage her pretty feet, joyfully knead her juicy pliable bicepses and calves, smoothe her cheeks and forehead, and perform any other pleasant "canoodley" activity with her.
by QuacksO July 7, 2018
Get the sling-snuggle mug.A sexual activity within the scat fetish community wherein one participant defecates into a sling and slings it into their partner’s face as hard as humanly possible (a la David v Goliath).
“You feeling okay Tom? You’re looking a little dazed”
“Sorry, me and the misses tried the Sling of David last night and I got a bit of a head injury from it.”
“Sorry, me and the misses tried the Sling of David last night and I got a bit of a head injury from it.”
by TheSemenStomper December 19, 2024
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Get the Launie Sling mug.1. Scary as* mofo who originated from spongebob squarepants. 2. when your 'hashbrowns" get punched or slapped. 3. your fat english teacher. you know the one who wears nike air monarchs.
Is that the hash slinging slasher?
by juicyjay0893 January 8, 2019
Get the Hash Slinging Slasher mug."sling a few things into your knapsack"
by Arminkshipper July 20, 2024
Get the Sling mug.A person who finishes way too fast but acts like they just pulled off the greatest performance of all time. Like a slingshot that fires prematurely and then pretends it was a perfect shot, a Sling-Ray barely lasts but still does a victory lap. They’re out here celebrating like they broke records, but the game barely even started.
“My tinder date last night was done in under a minute, then rolled over like he just won gold at the bedroom Olympics. Straight-up Sling-Ray behavior.”
by Lex-O-Mech February 8, 2025
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