day before-shotgun

when a person calls shotgun within view of the vehicle, in a twenty-four hour range before take off.

"I CALL SHOTGUN!"
"You can't call shotgun the day before!"
"Yes i can, john scully, its called the day before-shotgun!"

by g.west. December 23, 2008

lowes before ho's

The act of a man forgoing sex or time with his woman to go to a hardware stores.

Dude, she was like "please stay and sastify me", and I was like "sorry babe, I needs me a new weed whacker, so....Lowes before ho's"

by z28owner April 3, 2011

Honor Before On Her

1. When one or more friends agree not to pursue an interest for the sake of friendship.

2. Retort to "Bros before hoes" when your bro tries to use bro code to get away with doing an un-bro thing and makes you seem un-bro like for not forgiving them.

Guy 1: Hey man, I know we said we wouldn't pursue her but she's just some chick, what happened to bros before hoes?
Guy 2: I had an agreement with you, not her, she's not getting between us, your word is, what happened to honor before on her?

by Yoko OhNo November 23, 2016

No Ket before Set

The golden rule

-Hey dude u pinging yet?
-nah man I’ve got a set ahead. no ket before set!

by Beefy_Cabbage January 4, 2019

foods before dudes

Another phrase for fries before guys, but only for use if you're really salty.

Could also be used if you are hungry, with same meaning as fries before guys.

Jessica: do u want to go to McDonald's for dinner

Melissa: can't. Josh want me to come to his place.

Jessica: u bitch. foods before dudes.

Melissa: o shit u right

by hiwelcometohollister May 31, 2018

Rot before thot

Slang. It means rot in hell before choosing a thot who belongs to your bff.

Hey bro! She’s hot! Yeah but she belongs to my bff. So? So... rot before thot! Wym? I’ll rot in hell before I take my guys thot!

by B-rizzle June 1, 2019

IO’s Before Hoes

Electing to receive an intraosseous (IO) infusion, an incredibly painful method of providing medicine and fluid to a patient by injecting straight into the bone marrow, rather than deal with thots and bullshitery.

“I’m not going to heck her and become a sadboi again, IO’s Before Hoes.”

by shelves1t2 December 10, 2019