Corpse Husband

The person with sexy voice.

Corpse Husband play among us and he has songs.

by kkkkooojj kuvac December 23, 2020

irish husband

A man who has not had sex with his wife for twenty years and will kill any man who does.

Do not hit on that woman because she has an Irish husband.

by tl_terry February 6, 2008

Husband Stitch

When a gay man has been anally penetrated repeatedly by particularly large dicks, and their butt hole has lost its elasticity; a doctor will add a "Husband Stitch" to re-tighten the butt hole and make the gay man more appealing to members of the same-sex.

Chester is ready for his parole hearing, he has had his husband stitch and everything!

by Dracythis June 21, 2017

Wichita husband shanking

The result of a good husband going to work and listening to some friends talk shit all night and then coming home and reciting that shit.

A husband that works at Sears with R.C. and Dave comes home reciting all the shit that they have put into his head. His wife decided to give him the Wichita husband shanking.

by AnglAnnie February 17, 2008

Corpse Husband stan

an amazing person who is extremely supportive and kind. They stan a great cc and are part of a wonderful community.

Wow, Corpse Husband stand are amazing!

by bigsad February 23, 2021

HusbandPumpkin

A good person and is extremely nice! They are really sweet and cares about you. They make funny jokes and are always nice to be around.

Person: HusbandPumpkin is really really cool!
Person2: I know right? I wish I could be like them

by WifeMelon August 13, 2017

ideal husband

He should be trustworthy. The wife must be able to confide in him and also know that he loves her only and not somebody else. Men are very good at dating but when comes to being a good husband, they more then often fail. Men who have sexual experience with many women in the past are less likely to be faithful to their wives. It is similar to people leaving alcohal where high percentage of people fail. The romance present while dating slowly fades and it is limited to more or less only while copulation.
Loyalty is very essential. A wife can never share her man with another woman, and expects her husband to be loyal to her. Often, the husband strays and this causes much tension and friction in the family. A wife may choose to forgive, and in case the affair with the other woman is rather serious, then she may ask for a divorce. Naturally, for a happy family life, both the partners have to be loyal to each other
Sincerity is also very essential. A woman likes it when her husband showers love on her and makes her feel that she is the only woman in his life. He must reciprocate his feelings towards her

Wow girl, you got yo-self a perfect ideal husband.

by gurlfrandfromthalake May 29, 2017