A Hipster is a person aged from 10-40 who typically live in inner Melbourne, namely Yarraville, Williamstown and Seddon who listens to indie and makes yogurt in a jar and is a vegan but secretly eats bacon and has a coif and a ned Kelly beard and wear rolled up jeans and no socks and a massive fucking trench coat.
by This_Bitch_Is_Evil September 17, 2014
Get the Hipstermug. A person who enjoys living in an urban environment. Typically reserved around crowds they do not know (unless it’s a Ridiculous political campaign like Hillary Clinton’s). The men of the hipster society enjoy dressing like really skinny females with their skirt looking shirts and tight skinny jeans. The ladies of the hipster society enjoy wearing very large round glasses (aka ugly mosquito glasses) and like drinking Starbucks.
Occasionally you will find a hipster in a rural environment. You can call those hippies. They are “off the grid” with their non gmo gardens fertilized with cow manure and their pet cows (with they will never eat because they are vegan).
If you do get to know one they are very intelligent and well educated. They also tend to be great people, just don’t bring up pro-life, guns, or Trump
Occasionally you will find a hipster in a rural environment. You can call those hippies. They are “off the grid” with their non gmo gardens fertilized with cow manure and their pet cows (with they will never eat because they are vegan).
If you do get to know one they are very intelligent and well educated. They also tend to be great people, just don’t bring up pro-life, guns, or Trump
Did you see that girl drinking that latté at Starbucks? With those funny glasses on she must have been a hipster
Kyle: why is that guy wearing the same outfit as my mom?
Ryan: because he’s probably gay.
Luis: no man! He’s a hipster!
Kyle & Ryan: shut up Luis
Kyle: why is that guy wearing the same outfit as my mom?
Ryan: because he’s probably gay.
Luis: no man! He’s a hipster!
Kyle & Ryan: shut up Luis
by Toaster oven October 24, 2018
Get the Hipstermug. Young, bigoted, and pretentious person who attempts to be original or nostalgic by rejecting mainstream ideas and adopting uncommon ones.
The hipster sat by and pontificated on the primitive and unimaginative use of tires as his Prius's flat was fixed by his father.
by The Angry Vet November 25, 2015
Get the Hipstermug. Mary felt less than fresh and went to the bathroom to Hipster.
Don't be such a Hipster.
What a Hipster!
Mom, do you Hipster?
Don't be such a Hipster.
What a Hipster!
Mom, do you Hipster?
by Grundlefly April 6, 2014
Get the Hipstermug. Trying too hard to not try hard.
Hipster: I don't know how I will be able to make it through the day if I wear this awful mainstream garbage. I need to be unique as can be.
John: Shut the fuck up you special snowflake, go drink bleach and cleanse the disgrace of your inner-self.
John: Shut the fuck up you special snowflake, go drink bleach and cleanse the disgrace of your inner-self.
by curmudgeon001 December 17, 2013
Get the hipstermug. by A. Hipster May 27, 2017
Get the HIPSTERmug. A person who is especially aware of and interested in new and unconventional patterns. An Independently minded person who tries to be and or is different from popular or social trends that the general majority of the population (norms) conform to.
Ex. Mediums of music, apparel, hobbies, hairstyle, Etc.
Ex. Mediums of music, apparel, hobbies, hairstyle, Etc.
Man 1: "Hey, check it out. You see that chick over there with the choppy hair, heeled dress boots, cuffed skinny jeans, scarf, tank top and bowler hat?"
Man 2: "Yeah, isn't she a hipster or something?"
Man 1: "Yeah but . . . it's weird. . ."
Man 2: "What is?"
Man 1: "I thought they were independently minded people. That like the 39th hipster person I've seen within the past 5 minutes."
Man 2: "True. Maybe . . . maybe in reality we are the true hipsters."
Man 1: "Don't be stupid now."
Man 2: "Yeah, isn't she a hipster or something?"
Man 1: "Yeah but . . . it's weird. . ."
Man 2: "What is?"
Man 1: "I thought they were independently minded people. That like the 39th hipster person I've seen within the past 5 minutes."
Man 2: "True. Maybe . . . maybe in reality we are the true hipsters."
Man 1: "Don't be stupid now."
by JaThri11 July 9, 2017
Get the Hipstermug.