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Harley didn't do my homework for me. Therefore, he is a fat pussy.
by daddy4738 February 11, 2025
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A Harley Rider

Usually, an unfriendly, greasy, ugly, fat, poser who owns a $5000 pickup truck and an unreliable, $30,000 2000cc cruiser to be revved at 7000 RPM in 25 MPH zones with a tatted-up "Lot Lizard" on the back. This individual is often of low intelligence, has more tattoo's than teeth and has some sort of superiority complex where they believe that buying 900 lbs of overpriced, poorly performing junk that is made in Taiwan and assembled in America allows them to snub any other biker on the road regardless of their skill and experience. They think they own the road and are higher on the totem pole than 18-wheelers. But, their lack of a helmet means they fail the Darwin test and rank lower on the evolutionary scale than effeminate pansies riding 50cc scooters. While cruising around town, they usually wear vests with patches on them from rallies attended and think that means something. They look more like the imposters that steal military valor, than the war heroes they plagiarize.

Like with Apple computers, the brand is permanently shit-stained by the self-entitled tools that use them.
That pompous A Harley Rider is sure full of himself. If the FONZ were riding down the road on his Triumph, he would be too cool to wave to him.
by sbohandley June 9, 2024
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Harley

A type of motorcycle that Katy Perry invented with her brand new single Harleys In Hawaii out now everywhere.
Did you see Katy Perry ride that Harley in her new music video”
“omg yes, it was so hot, she really is the queen of music
by Katycats October 18, 2019
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bent like a harley

"ANDREW IM FUCKIN BENT LIKE A HARLEY"
by Dink smell May 6, 2019
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Harley

Sexy beast

Ripped and shredded

Fanny magnet and big penis

Better than any one called michael, Marcus, Jim, Chris and Kian
Harley is so sexy and is more ripped than hulk
by Harley is the best October 25, 2019
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Harley beard

Harley Beard” (beardy) the goat forever will be
by Beardy bosh November 16, 2023
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harley

A typical harley is ginger and kinda chubby. Harley is a very kind hearting person who is into fishing and normally falls for a girl beggining with the letter A
HARLEY IS SO CUTE

HARLEY AND ALLYSA I SHIP
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