Brass Giraffe

When you have to take a shit really bad, and you're past the point of Prairie Dogging. This is typically the point where you start standing up on the tips of your toes in order to give yourself that extra inch or so as you long legged strut towards the closest bathroom or equivalent. Common phrase to describe this is "Riding the Brass Giraffe". Those that frequently hold it in to the absolute very last minute are known as Brass Giraffe Jockeys.

"Watch out, looks like George is riding the Brass Giraffe! I swear that Giraffe jockey needs to either start taking breaks or investing in some Depends."

by Afternoon_Delight July 25, 2018

giraffe

the sexiest thing alive

“yo brothas did y’all see that giraffe at the zoo dawgs???? it was lookin mighty fresh”

by mohamed abdi January 2, 2019

Giraffe in the room

Something people will be talking about for a long time if it's brought up.

Nobody but Dewey Cox wanted to bring up the giraffe in the room.

by Solid Mantis March 17, 2021

giraffe

Insult for a tall, lanky cunt with big ass ears

"That Liam kid is a fucken' giraffe!

by danjek November 17, 2016

Giraffe Snout

Of the ilk of camel toe and moose knuckle. All both of those. 🤣

Wow did you see the slobbering mess on that giraffe snout? It was so effin hawt!!

by Mayor Glöria Crüze April 23, 2025

giraffe

a tall neck son of a bitch who claims they are better than everyone else but instead is a weird, sensitive asshole who never gets their way.

ugh i hate that giraffe. hes such a bitch.

by anonymous February 16, 2021

Giraffe kick

Giraffe kick means you mimic what a giraffe does when they kick. And when a human does it, that means they will kick the shit out of you

I am about to giraffe kick this motherfucker

by rogersell January 12, 2025