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white giraffe

A erection or otherwise known as a boner
I had a white giraffe when I saw my sexy girlfriend
by S_W_F_L December 28, 2017
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Slippery Giraffe

The act is which you pour lube down someones throat and proceed to Throat fuck them.
I just slippery giraffed my girlfriend last night.
by Bumhole sniffer mcgee June 2, 2017
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Salty Giraffe

Someone who casually sucks dick but gets offended when pointed out
Jacob was being such a salty Giraffe yesterday
by Jakesahoe December 5, 2017
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giraffe

The giraffe is a genus of African even-toed ungulate mammals, the tallest living terrestrial animals, and the largest ruminants. The genus currently consists of one species, Giraffa camelopardalis, the type species.

Scientific name: Giraffa. Higher classification: Giraffidae. Gestation period: 13 – 15 months. Habitats: Savanna, Grassland, Woodland
Height: Male: 16 – 20 ft. (Adult), Female: 15 ft. (Adult) Its neck consists of 7 bones, just like the human neck. The neck and legs measure about 6 feet (1.8 meters). The neck alone can weigh 600 pounds. The giraffe weighing altogether 2,600 for males and 1,800 for females. They can run as fast as 35 miles an hour over short distances, or cruise at 10 mph over longer distances. A giraffe's neck is too short to reach the ground. As a result, it has to awkwardly spread its front legs or kneel to reach the ground for a drink of water. Giraffes only need to drink once every few days. Most of their water comes from all the plants they eat. A giraffe’s spots are much like human fingerprints. No two individual giraffes have exactly the same pattern. Giraffes only need 5 to 30 minutes of sleep in a 24-hour period! They often achieve that in quick naps that may last only a minute or two at a time. Male giraffes fight with their necks because it's the most powerful and maneuverable weapon they have. Bulls fight to establish dominance or to win the right to mate with the females (cows) (see giphy below)
a child at a zoo:"Look at that giraffe, Mommy. It's taller than our house!"

mother:"That's right, Jimmy. Giraffes are very tall animals. Even the babies are born 6 feet tall, taller than most people."
by Animal Facts March 2, 2018
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giraffe

A retard with a long neck.
"Get on git you giraffe"
"Swallow and chew your food down your neck giraffe"
"Man, you can probably be the best scout there ever is. Just stretch your neck up to the skies and look down below"
by chiken kfc March 16, 2017
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Giraffe sock thursday

Her: It’s Giraffe sock thursday

Me: That’s not a thing
by LimpRamenNoodle February 1, 2018
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Autistic-Giraffe

Someone who laughs in a certain way
you laugh like a autistic-giraffe
by erazor21 February 7, 2018
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