A fat little cum fucker who always ruins your day no matter what. He is fat, short and ugly and always has a way to piss you off.
by Riz0525 February 02, 2020
he is one of the most perfect guys. He can do anything he puts his mind to. Any girl would chase after him if he saw him. He also has the best personality out there.
by anastavneck January 21, 2022
Stranger- “who’s that absolute chad with the 9inch shlong?!”
Literally any female- “oh my gaaawd, it’s Gage!”
Literally any female- “oh my gaaawd, it’s Gage!”
by President. Jinping November 22, 2021
by ababababaabbbababaaba January 02, 2023
by ababababaabbbababaaba January 02, 2023
A 5 foot 9 inch kid who has black curly hair and loves to give little kids kisses on the cheeks. All cheeks will be kissed when a gage is near you, especially children’s cheeks you pedo
by KittyPop12 July 05, 2023
by He is the best person June 20, 2021