Frosting a Duece

Frosting a Duece is an unusual practice which involves a man taking a duece and then proceeding to masturbate until he ejaculates onto it.

*Note: A man may also frost someone else's duece

Dude! I was taking a shit this morning and it got me so worked up I ended up frosting that shit!

So this whole time you've been frosting a duece?

by Peteytreats August 6, 2009

Frosting the Penguin

The act of masturbating.

One who beats his goose rapidly.

Someone who jacks off a lot.

Ryan was frosting the penguin last night because he doesnt get pussy.

Sam frosts the penguin every day because his girlfriend won't.

Ben usually frosts the penguin to punnet squares because they excite him.

by benb92 August 29, 2009

Frosting the Liver

(1) "The practice of ejaculating into dinner meat."

(2) "Committing sex acts upon a two pound cut of liver."

(3) "Whacking off, 'come big boy come', screams the maddened piece of liver that in my own insanity I bought one afternoon at a butcher shop and believe it or not violated behind a billboard on the way to a bar mitzvah."

- John Oliver of the Daily Show, 8th Sept 2010

"Wolf Blitzer where are you on Frosting the Liver? Answer the question that America wants answered!" - John Oliver, The Daily Show.

by pwvl September 15, 2010

Frosted Knuckle

A frosted knuckle occurs when the semen splooges onto the knuckles of yourself or your lover.

Rick satisfies his hard taco by topping it with frosted knuckles.

by You can call me T December 11, 2007

blue frosting

Behavior that is sweet and sugary - but completely fake. Just like blue frosting.

I thought she was nice - but it was totally blue frosting.

by Ratch March 21, 2008

Frosted Waffle

A public sex act. A Frosted Waffle occurs when having sex doggie style against a chain link fence and the Receiver's face gets pressed against the fence. The Pitcher promptly ejaculates on the Receiver's face.

"He couldn't stop laughing because what had started out as a hot public encounter ended in my face looking like a frosted waffle!"

by RadioNutz March 18, 2009

frosted cookie

A group of guys circle around a cookie and jack off on it, like a bukkake but with a cookie, the last person to cum has to eat the cookie.

I lost that frosted cookie last night, now I hate frosting and cookies.

by Rostamufasa November 22, 2013