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Floor Potato

The act of over exertion to the point of collapsing onto the floor like the apple of the earth
I sucked wheel then sprinted for the finish. I woke up a floor potato
by The first floor potato April 7, 2021
mugGet the Floor Potatomug.

floor towel

a clever device used by the elite to catch everything from animals to dinosaur dna
i spilled my pop and used my floor towel to mop up.
by Cody5050 January 12, 2021
mugGet the floor towelmug.

Floor stompers

Somebody with big and ugly feet. Bonus if they have unclipped toenails,
“my roommate doesn’t put on any house shoes and just walks around the place barefoot. I have to strain myself not to tell him “Bro. Put those floor stompers away””
by dundunhead April 10, 2022
mugGet the Floor stompersmug.

Floor sauce

When you are just casually sitting somewhere and someone left sauce in the floor and you don’t want to sit there anymore
Person: let’s sit here
Human: ew no there is floor sauce
by FourForeFor4 May 14, 2019
mugGet the Floor saucemug.

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by MrQwerty December 14, 2003
mugGet the floormug.

toothpicks on the floor

a phrase describing a situation where something bad happened only because something good happened.
Tom: Oh man, banging Donna last night was great, but now she wants some relationship crap.
Jerry: Thats real toothpicks on the floor, man.
by cubanluis March 18, 2008
mugGet the toothpicks on the floormug.

the door in the floor

it is a euphamism for shame, guilt, maddening consequences; stemming from "A tell tale heart," by Edgar Allen Poe, where in he describes the agony of conscience. The murderer places the victim under the floorboards and drives himself crazy by imagining his heart beating through the wood.
Hey yo, every since I stole that lady's purse I've been having the door in the floor!
by Kat November 20, 2004
mugGet the the door in the floormug.

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