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Finger knuckle

Pertaining to the appearance of Terry Nutkins' hand after an otter called Edal bit off his fingers. Not to be confused with Beadle hand.
A crap non-scary animal bit off my fingers, so now I have a finger knuckle.
by ALCT June 30, 2012
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Groos-Fingers

The inability to type intelligible words or sentences, particularly on a smart phone device. This inability stems from a number of factors to include: 1). Your fingers are too fat to operate the device properly. 2). You are too drunk to operate the device properly. 3). You just don’t know how to spell or type to begin with.
WTF was that message you sent me, I could not understand it. You must have had a serious case of Groos-Fingers.
by McPeePee November 6, 2010
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Guitar Fingers

Tenderness and soreness a beginner guitarist experiences on the fingers of the non strumming hand (from holding down strings). Blisters can appear but usually abate after calluses develop.
Guy: I just started playing guitar a few weeks ago.

Girl: OMG finger me!

Guy: Not such a good idea...I've got some badass guitar fingers.
by grovecityfan1 October 3, 2008
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Jolly Fingers

When you can smell your girl's sweet juices on your fingers long after finger banging that pussy.
Hey braaaaahhhh. Take a whiff of my jolly fingers.

Broooohhh. Your mom left me with a sweetest jolly fingers last night.
by Eaton Holgoode April 17, 2017
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POS Finger

The pain associated at the tip of the index finger from repeatedly banging it into the touchscreen of a Point of Sale register. Commonly found in retail and customer service based occupations. Seek medical attention/new career if the problem persists.
It was only 45 minutes into Jane's shift and she was already complaining about her POS Finger symptoms. She'll have to use her middle and ring fingers for the next couple transactions.
by LivDahhling February 6, 2015
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finger-snails

snails dead or alive attached to place where nail used to be
dang gurl nice finger-snails you got there
by maxx;) October 15, 2016
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Sleep Finger

To finger your bed mate while you are falling asleep or are already asleep. This has two possible scenarios. 1. The individual doing the fingering begins to finger the bed mate's clitoris and suddenly falls asleep without notice. 2. One individual starts to finger the other's clitoris while both individuals are asleep. As a side note, it is not uncommon for the one being fingered to get aroused while the one doing the fingering is not even actually awake.
Dan and amanda are together in bed...

1. Dan consciously rolls towards Amanda in bed and begins fingering her clitoris.

Amanda beings to get aroused.

Dan suddenly falls asleep with his hand on Amanda's clitoris or in her vagina.

2. Dan and Amanda are both fast asleep...

Dan rolls over towards Amanda and begins to finger Amanda while they are both sleeping

**Amanda awakens aroused to find Dan fully asleep (sleep fingering her).
by DamandaInSF January 21, 2014
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