my face is slightly damp

An expression used as a joke, used when one feels it would be too lame to be sad, so this useful phrase can be used.

Also used in responce to an insult in a sarcastic manner. As if meaning, (sarcasticly) 'i'm so scared.'

You smell.
- ohhh... my face is slightly damp

by RocknRollQueen May 28, 2006

The face you see before you die

It’s Britney Spears

Falololololol the face you see before you die

by OPCatloverTCG August 14, 2021

face diapered sleeves

Those wearing a mask believing in and in total compliance with the government of the day will save them with a UBI Universal Basic Income cheque living their days out as an empty, low vibration being with little or no cognizance or understanding of the world around them, an 'empty' sleeve of sorts.

Those believing in the latest flu epidemic virtue signal blind government support masked as 'face diapered sleeves'.

by anonymous September 14, 2020

face of satan

The female genetalia in particular, or the pubic hair, i.e. the rug word surrounding them.

Joe the gay ain't never seen the face of satan.

by Jacon (ja-son) September 12, 2003

Face and space

this means when youre facebooking and on myspace at the same time. you call it face and space or face&space.

guy #1: yo, whats up?
guy #2: not much, face and space, bro!

by facebookismylife March 17, 2009

Face Reveal Syndrome

Occurs when one who wishes to remain faceless on the internet shares their face with a single online friend, and then wants to continue sharing their face on the internet, despite wanting to be faceless.

John: *reveals his face to an online friend*

Also John: *starts showing his face more online*

John has Face Reveal Syndrome.

by SilvrNightingale May 14, 2021

Ball-face-cock-sucker.

An individual who's pressence alone makes all people within range sick to their stomachs.

1) To be ugly.

2) A person whose personality has brought them beyond the title of Cock Sucker.

1) Man, Shredder's so ugly, he's a real Ball-face-cock-sucker.

2) Not only did she act like a complete whore, and bitch, Sharlee was such a comeplete skank, her face permanently smelt of balls. Thus, resulting in her being a complete Ball-face-cock-sucker.

by Jfizzle12 March 2, 2009