phrase
used as a response to something that you don't want said or done
shortened from "if you ever say that embarrassing statement in front of people" or "if you ever dance like that in public"
used as a response to something that you don't want said or done
shortened from "if you ever say that embarrassing statement in front of people" or "if you ever dance like that in public"
person 1: "hey remember the time when you ripped your pants trying to touch your toes at the gym"
person 2: "if you ever"
person 2: "if you ever"
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A quote from Men in Black II.
Agent K (Tommy Lee Jones) shifts into Hyper speed in the Car and the control for Hyper speed is a Playstation Controller.
Agent K doesn't not know how to operate a Playstation controller
Agent J (Will Smith) becomes angered and shouts
"Didn't Your Mother Ever Give You a GameBoy?"
Agent K responds "What is a Gameboy?"
Agent K (Tommy Lee Jones) shifts into Hyper speed in the Car and the control for Hyper speed is a Playstation Controller.
Agent K doesn't not know how to operate a Playstation controller
Agent J (Will Smith) becomes angered and shouts
"Didn't Your Mother Ever Give You a GameBoy?"
Agent K responds "What is a Gameboy?"
Ian: Dude, you suck at Super Smash Bros.
Jamie: I never played it before
Ian: Didn't your Mother ever give you a GameBoy?
Jamie: I never played it before
Ian: Didn't your Mother ever give you a GameBoy?
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No Example.
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