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Empty Promise

Eating while defecating, particularly when planned and intentional
Did you make a bowl of cereal before you went to poop?”
“Yeah, just a quick Empty Promise
by PercyP September 24, 2018
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empty batting average

A baseball player who routinely hits for a high batting average but has limited power and patience, thus his OBP and SLG rates would more commonly be attached to batting averages significantly lower than his.

A lack of speed is part of this as well, but since stolen bases are not counted as part of SLG or any other stat other than stolen bases, said players that steal a lot would appear to have empty averages at first glance.
Despite winning the 2006 batting title, Freddy Sanchez walked just 31 times and hit only 11 home runs. His OPS that year was just .851. He also only stole 3 bases. He is the empty batting average poster man.

Juan Pierre's career .710 OPS with a .297 batting average would put him up here, but it wouldn't be as glaringly obvious if his stolen bases were accounted for.
by Downvoting Victim August 28, 2011
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emptylacroixcans

Cool tiktok creator , famous for lacroix and pink cowboy hat !! super funny and cool !
omg did you see emptylacroixcans on ur fyp!?!
by wowyeahwow June 27, 2021
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empty to the depot

Exhausted, depleted, unable or unwilling to continue, for example at the end of a night or your life. From what they call trains which are returning to a depot without unloading passengers at the end of the night.
"Fancy another drink?" "No I've had enough, I'm empty to the depot"
"Hey wife let's have another baby" "No thanks I already have a fanny like a wizard's sleeve, I'm empty to the depot"
by threebythree February 27, 2009
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emptytree

Hiberno-English patois/slang term for mp3 files, first used by record producer Dubh David Black in 2002. Also the name of a blog and record company in the United States as of 2011.
Sure, I'll email ye an emptytree of that tune right now.
by pentakilogrammar March 12, 2011
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Empty Packet squatting

Noun;

The act of leaving the last three crisps, the last doughnut, the last five mililitres of beer, simply to avoid putting the packet in the bin
Joe: Aww man these crisps have green mold on them!
Tom: Yeah I know dude, you've been empty packet squatting for like 2 weeks!
by kiillrz October 15, 2011
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emptytrash

Pejorative noun used to describe food that consists largely of empty calories with minimal nutritional content. Usually artificially constructed using enriched white flour and refined sugar, the massive proliferation of cheap emptytrash has led to a nationwide obesity epidemic in the United States.
"Man, this company meeting had donuts, cookies, and muffins everywhere, nothing but emptytrash. What do I need to do to get a piece of fruit around here?"
by teekaycee October 25, 2011
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