Evelina

Evelina is a girl so is straight up savage. And uses alot of people for their stuff and is a great friend to have if shes doesn't use you. Evelina is not a friend you should hope to be friends with. Sure Evelina can be nice and stuff but you don't know the truth herself. ;)

- secret

Hey, someone used me for my stuff :(

oh i bet it's that Evelina girl.

by secretslayingperson October 28, 2022

Evelina

Evelina is a best friend. A person that will love and adore you as long as you can be there through out the hard times. Evelina always has your back covered, not that you always needs it. But she understands you better than you ever will. Her feelings go deep, and they are hard to get to. So don't expect to get to know the real her when you first meet her. She is crushed, I want to fix her. But she's so beautiful, inside and out, then how so broken. Nobody knows, not even herself. And we don't need to, cause she will be who she is and love you regardless. When you get to her, never, ever, let go. Please.

Person 1 - wow, slaying it down the aisle. She must be Evelina.
Person 2 - yup, back of bitch she is my fiance.

by Banjobanan April 11, 2023

denim eclipse

When a person leans over wearing blue jeans, and part of their butt crack is exposed. Does not apply to a full showing of the butt, but it is at least partially covered. Can be attractive in some cases, but usually not. Like a solar eclipse, looking for more than a second can burn your eyes.

She bent over pick up a box, and all I could see was her denim eclipse.

by Monty Basilton IV May 23, 2012

Solar eclipse

When a black and white dude moon you at the same time

Dayvid and Jacob solar eclipsed Hunter, Athan, and Bobby when they walked into the room.

by Johnson_J May 29, 2018

eclipse

The act of squatting over a volunteer's face, inserting phallus into opposing mouth and gently placing each testicle upon corresponding eye sockets. Optional: Acquire Mag light and shine through scrotum, creating a reddish testicular eclipse.

Fuzz was enchanted by the crimson hue cast during his first testicular eclipse.

by Spawn of Rape October 20, 2006

Eclipse

Quite amazing.

The third installment of Stephenie Meyers Vampire saga.

It picks up from the disappointment that was New Moon and continues with the love story bewteen Edward (vampire) and Bella (human).

This installment explores:
1. Bella's affection of Jacob Black.
2. How Bella and Edward will be physically intimate.
3. Bella's determination to become a vampire and a pack she makes with Edward in order for them to remain together forever.

Example #1: New Moon was fucking boring, but thank God i stuck it out in order to get to Eclipse which is truly amazing.

by TrinityLife October 28, 2008

eclipse

More widely known as a "cuntmobile", the Eclipse is the vehicle most often purchased by people who don't know how to spend money, think applying racing stickers constitutes pimping a ride, or who lost all self confidence after being touched by their fathers. Often seen parked in front of chain stores, trailers, and anywhere shitty music is played loud.

"Dude, A and F has a sick sale on accessories for the modern douchebag. Lets take the Eclipse!"

"Mofo says his Porsche can take my Eclipse - He don't know I got four cylinders and a JEGS decal."

by Chip Gremlin April 8, 2008