by Disgruntled American June 28, 2004
Get the ew mug.Literally the worst thing you could say to someone who trusts you with their crush. How rude could you be to even think that? We don't care if he's the "cutest" boy ever, he doesn't have to be. The fact that you said that and you barely know him. I like him FOR him. You might not see him as cute but you don't see him the way I do. I think he is perfect the way he is!
by love_sucks.but_so_do_i November 14, 2018
Get the Ew you like him mug.Wow dude! Why did texted a girl I don't even know on my phone? WOW DUDE WTF
Eric! Stop pulling an EW!
Eric! Stop pulling an EW!
by chingchingmingming April 23, 2011
Get the Pulling an EW mug.Something people say when they are disgusted! "Ew!!" You might say it when you see a bug that terrifies you.. Maybe a spider, maybe a roach! Ew! How gross!
by xMintiez January 1, 2018
Get the Ew mug.(Scene: ken fights barry in bathroom. There was more but urban dictionary’s 1500 character limit was there so..)
When a small rubber duck hits your forehead, you know. The fun and games are over. Time for lethal.
You pick up the fallen shower head from the bathtub floor.
“WaTeRbUg nOT TaKInG sIdES” a small voice peeps. You don’t care, so you ignore the small roach. You turn the shower setting to your favorite... LETHAL.
Barry says something but you’re not listening. You’re focused om one thing and one thing only: kill. That. Bee.
“IVE GOT ISSUES” YOU YELL, AND PRESS THE TRIGGER.
“AKDJRKSIWJDJFOR” says Barry, and falls directly into the toilet. Things are going well!
“Well, well, well,” you joke, “royal flush!”
“You’re bluffing” says Barry, but you can see the fear in his eyes. He knows. You know. He will die.
“Am I?” You chuckle, reaching for the flush button. You turn it, and the water begins to rumble. You have no regrets. You look down into the toilet as Barry screams, being sucked down. He grabs a nail file and somehow... surfs his way out?
“Surfs up dude” he says as he jumps out and splashes you with some water.
Water.
From.
The.
Toilet.
No. This can’t be happening. It can’t be. But it is. You eyes squint, your hands instinctively protect your face. A little bit of water gets in your mouth.
There. What do you say? What do you do? There is only one answer to this question.
“EW POO WATER!”
When a small rubber duck hits your forehead, you know. The fun and games are over. Time for lethal.
You pick up the fallen shower head from the bathtub floor.
“WaTeRbUg nOT TaKInG sIdES” a small voice peeps. You don’t care, so you ignore the small roach. You turn the shower setting to your favorite... LETHAL.
Barry says something but you’re not listening. You’re focused om one thing and one thing only: kill. That. Bee.
“IVE GOT ISSUES” YOU YELL, AND PRESS THE TRIGGER.
“AKDJRKSIWJDJFOR” says Barry, and falls directly into the toilet. Things are going well!
“Well, well, well,” you joke, “royal flush!”
“You’re bluffing” says Barry, but you can see the fear in his eyes. He knows. You know. He will die.
“Am I?” You chuckle, reaching for the flush button. You turn it, and the water begins to rumble. You have no regrets. You look down into the toilet as Barry screams, being sucked down. He grabs a nail file and somehow... surfs his way out?
“Surfs up dude” he says as he jumps out and splashes you with some water.
Water.
From.
The.
Toilet.
No. This can’t be happening. It can’t be. But it is. You eyes squint, your hands instinctively protect your face. A little bit of water gets in your mouth.
There. What do you say? What do you do? There is only one answer to this question.
“EW POO WATER!”
by HubbleTheSquid April 22, 2019
Get the EW POO WATER mug.Guy 1- did you see the word of the day on urban dictionary? That definition was messed up...
Guy 2- yea..it was definitely written by an ew-lite
Guy 2- yea..it was definitely written by an ew-lite
by Just a lil dancer girl March 14, 2021
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he is mostly popular for his dirty keyboard and a dance video that got 100k+ likes.
ew.zac is a influencer who lives in northern ontario.
he is mostly popular for his dirty keyboard and a dance video that got 100k+ likes.
ew.zac is a influencer who lives in northern ontario.
by You’re pussy January 14, 2021
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