Dylan

To show up at places during events you are not supposed to be at.

I went to his house without permission therefore pulling a Dylan

by JJRpx October 24, 2022

Dylan

A retarded loser who can be friendy but still is a retarded crack head who eats shit and has a chode.

Jim:Your a dylan
Dave:Thats harsh and incorrect bitch i dont have a chode

by sexttoys103 June 18, 2011

Dylan

I guy that likes to hump dogs. He especially likes golden retrivers.

guy 1: "dude dylan just gave my dog a hj"
guy 2: "thats dylan."

by leslie backhinding October 31, 2011

Dylan

A pussy whipped individual who does not exercise, bathe, or have control over his bowel movements.

Dylan could you PLEASE wash the dishes?!

by anto1511 October 7, 2010

Dylan

A fucking sex-crazed nympho that needs to leave my best friend alone before I kick his ass.

Dylan tried to get with her again last night. FUCK YOU!

by dylanjayisafag! October 17, 2008

Dylan

fat, unattractive and forever alone.

ewww look at that guy..
i bet his name is dylan.

by me-mwuhahahahaaa January 11, 2012

Dylan

A noob who is beginner at everything he does. Gets destroyed by everything, and get pwned so hard.

You are such a dylan!

by the dragon June 5, 2012