the door in the floor

when you drink too much realized you have no pants on and then pass out face up on the door

man he really had a door on the floor that night.

by jerold dean November 21, 2004

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Get the the door in the floormug.

door monkey

A hotel bellboy, ideally one wearing a wack uniform with a stupid-looking organ-grinder cap. No racial connotation, he (usually) can be any race.

The door monkey at the Hyatt rushed me but I blew past him cause I wanted to get straight to my room and take a dump.

by Floyd Sig September 15, 2007

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A euphemism for an extremely hot, or well endowed (large breasted) female who has honored a warehouse or warehouse like business with her presence. Door 5 is merely a cover so one can announce it freely to other workers without being suspicious.

Female enters
Intercom: Uhh Carl there is a Door 5, front desk

by Corey Thomas Laurin March 18, 2008

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Get the Door 5mug.

Door Coon

A Bouncer of African origins.

You see that damn door coon? He ain't lettin' none of the good ole white boys in!

by Beaux Hoit November 9, 2018

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door gash

The act of using Uber or Lyft to hookup. Especially useful with inflated gas prices and not wanting your fuck buddy to know what you drive.

“I don’t feel like driving to the west side for sex tonight. Maybe ill use door gash”.

by Bojangles Chicken May 14, 2022

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dealer doors

what you have when you open your car door and the dome light doesn't come on. In addition, your "Hey, you left your lights on" and "Your keys are still in the ignition" dingers do not go off. This happens either on purpose (to not be seen) or through electrical/mechanical failure. It often causes dead batteries.

Thanks to my dealer doors, I left my lights on again and now my battery is dead.

I locked my keys in the car. Stupid dealer doors.

It's a good thing I've got these dealer doors, or I would've been spotted last night!

by HexMaster September 25, 2009

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