The transgendered telly tubby "girlfriend" of tinky winky was murdered by "po" in 1998 and was replaced by lala in 2001. Winky Donk is buried in an unmarked grave near arlington national cemetary. some say "her" ghost haunts telly land.
by Joaaan March 19, 2007
A blonde, busted ass muffin top , busted teeth, wanna be ghetto fabulous, ran through, , deseise infested, jelous cockblocker, and who gets laughed at behind her back because of how unintelligent and stupid she sounds, WEN SHE BE TAWLKIN LYKE DIZ, <3
by BOUTTHAT May 14, 2011
Related to Texas Holdem Poker. When a player, plays 2 consecutive hands BLIND ( not looking ).
The 1st hand winning and reveling very poor cards, ( example a 7,2 offsuit )..aka the DONK.
The 2nd hand also winning but reveling good cards, ( example A,A pocket aces ).. aka the SLAM
The conditions of the situation may vary, but the main things are that both hands must be played BLIND entirely until they are reveled at end of hand. The 1st hand must be considered a junk/ non playable hand. And that the 2nd hand must be a very good hand pockets/nuts.
The 1st hand winning and reveling very poor cards, ( example a 7,2 offsuit )..aka the DONK.
The 2nd hand also winning but reveling good cards, ( example A,A pocket aces ).. aka the SLAM
The conditions of the situation may vary, but the main things are that both hands must be played BLIND entirely until they are reveled at end of hand. The 1st hand must be considered a junk/ non playable hand. And that the 2nd hand must be a very good hand pockets/nuts.
by CongaChild July 21, 2010
Don't do that you donk you could kill yourself!
by Some Stupid Person February 23, 2017
you look like a donk i donk
donk i donk, Bolt, cheese, almonds, morons, empty headed people, stupids, total freakshow people, etc.
by mjackson4ev August 19, 2009
by Lee Mellor January 26, 2005
I just got me a 71 Donk a week ago. All stock.
My friend raced his 73 Donk on some 24's at the track the other day.
My friend raced his 73 Donk on some 24's at the track the other day.
by tDames January 22, 2020