DingleBerry Vine

When you don't wipe after taking a shit for a whole month, and then after anal with your partner, you take the chunks of poo left in your ass hair and feed it to him or her.

Dude #1: I heard Ronny gave his mom a DingleBerry Vine!
Dude #2: That is fucking nasty!

by MyPenIsHugeAndHard December 1, 2011

dingleberry

1)noun--the single of a pair of balls.

2)noun-a peice of twisted toilet paper left hanging from the bottom after wiping.

1)Jim lost a dingleberry to testicular cancer.

2)My ass itches, I must have planted a dingleberry in the bathroom...

by brkbrdgs March 24, 2010

Schrödinger’s Dingleberry

A term to describe the urge to say a random non-word

“I just had a Schrödinger’s Dingleberry”

by Schrödinger’s Dingleberry June 25, 2023

dingleberry

the bad evil cousin on of a dinglebopper

The dingleberry ate bees.

by memeguy114 September 2, 2021

dingleberries

Balls of hard shit that hangs from ones ass. A real pain to get them off in the shower.

"Fuck, I have dingleberries again? third time this week!"

by ICEFIRE December 21, 2013

Dingleberry Catch

When someone has dingleberries (shitty toilet paper stuck to anus hairs) and another partner attempts to eat the berries off of the arsehole.

Me and the wife tried dingleberry catch last night. She managed to eat 4.

by Daveyfishface March 10, 2020

Dingleberries

The little round fecal pellets of animal droppings such as sheep, that have the appearance of a berry lying in grass or still hanging from or in the vicinity of the woollen backsides they emanated from.

Clueless person: Oooh look I found some magic berries in the long grass in yonder field... they don't taste as good as they look.

Farmer: Yep ye found some dingleberries from m' dingleberry field. I hope ye closed the gate or all m' sheep will scarper.

by Munchy Arsebiscuit May 28, 2020