dingleberry

1. A miniature, barnacle-like extension of pubic hair surrounding, and appearing to 'bloom' from, the anal region. These unwanted 'berries' are formed by bits of excrement and/or useless toilet paper, creating non-acute yet constant discomfort.

2. An irritating, attention-craving person with a low EQ who thinks s/he is cool. Predictable and unimpressive yet pompous expressions characterize this lame douche bag.

I switch the channel as soon as that dingleberry Rand Paul comes on because I know anything he says or does will be totally annoying.

by User of Urban Dictionary March 12, 2011

Dingleberries

Tiny lumps of crusty shit stuck to the hairs of your arseole after taking a good shit.

Excuse me while I just pop to the shithouse but I need to get rid of some dingleberries from my arseole

by FARTPANTS44 August 29, 2018

Dingleberries

People that use the term "my guy" when referring to others.

"I don't agree with your point so you should back it up with facts, my guy" says the dingleberries.

by U. R. A'fuquad July 16, 2021

dingleberry

A term used by clowns

That guys a dingleberry

your a clown

by TheAnalBeadUser August 01, 2024

Dingleberry

A dingleberry is a cute name for a golden retriever puppy which means dumb and adorable

That dingleberry is so fluffy!

by Jenny R. Lee December 05, 2023

Dingleberry

Someone told me this was real

Hey Tim you want a dingleberry

What the fuck are you talking about did you get into my edibles again

by Rotten_Cum July 04, 2023

Dingleberries

The hard core supporters of Donald J Trump. Stubborn pieces of shit that cling on just to be close to an asshole.

A group of people called me a snowflake because don't support Trump, so I called them all dingleberries because they love being close to that asshole.

by JusDally December 03, 2020