Cult of Alcohol

The prevalence of alcohol in most societies around the world. Adherents of the Cult of Alcohol maintain that alcohol is a more acceptable drug than marijuana or hallucinogenics and enforce its involvement in most facets of society. The idea of using other drugs or no drugs is foreign to Alcohol Worshipers, and they quickly become irritable if an event does not provide them with their drug of choice.

I wanted to go rock climbing, but my friends in the Cult of Alcohol dragged me to the bar and got drunk.

by He Who Must Not Be Named September 20, 2021

lemming-cult

The cult for throwing lemmings of a cliff. The act of throwing something

Greg: I'm bored
Bob: Let's join the lemming-cult
Greg: Ok!
*Throws pen across the room*

by LemmingCult November 14, 2022

key cult

Also know as key club - focuses on community service and absolutely nothing else.

Derrick: Do you like key cult?
Lexi: No I hate it.

Derrick: Why do you go to it then?
Lexi: The hours.

by Little-elfie January 24, 2018

Wilson cult

If you've searched this . You have been chosen to join our cult. The cult is about a creature, a dog. This dog goes by the name of Wilson. Wilson is a dog that has been dead for a while. In our cult we act like him, and will turn into him. The youngest cult member will be sacrificed so we can bring Wilson back. We will then burn everyone in the cult when Wilson is back, it will be our cleansing ritual. Once we’re done being burned alive, we shall bathe in our special holy water. Our holy water is made from Wilson’s insides and his piss. You’re now in our cult.

Jay Jay: Wilson is our lord and savior (and sleep paralysis demon)

Step sister: jason, did you join that Wilson cult again

by Your step brother May 31, 2020

Menace cult

A bunch of in funny social rejects

Hey look it’s the menace cult
Me: I wanna kms

by Swerveyt September 16, 2021

Froggy Cult

Froggy Cult is a server on Discord made by some kids one of which started making froggy profile pictures of DanganRonpa charcters in a separate server. It is a server that loves and appreciates frogs.

I am apart of Froggy Cult!

by B r e a d May 25, 2020

Cult Ritual

A ritualistic curse that Taylor Swift performs to make her enemies flop on the charts.

Taylor Swift performed a cult ritual to make Katy Perry flop with success, as Witness was a disaster.

by Spideyrule May 27, 2018