a type of marijuana that supposedly exists but obviously doesn't because the person telling you about it is the shadiest motherfucker alive. Name taken from Carbondale, IL where the phrase was invented.
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The name given to a female often found in a trailer park or lower income urban housing developement.
I am sweet, I am sexy, give me a dolla and im sure to holla! The best is yet to cum. I am an angel, I am Crystal.
by uh0hizcrys November 21, 2006
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Meaning that you are very rich and obtaining various things that are expenisve.
A new and higher level of Ballin.
Meaning that you are very rich and obtaining various things that are expenisve.
A new and higher level of Ballin.
Damn, look at chalmer with them jays and that lacoste polo and them 514s, damn he's hella crystal ballin!
by Chalmeezy October 10, 2008
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Not pretty enough to be such a gaping asshole, but picks easy and sad men to take advantage of.
Pretends to be country, and like football; but doesn't know how to bait a hook, or what division her favorite 'team' is on.
Not pretty enough to be such a gaping asshole, but picks easy and sad men to take advantage of.
Pretends to be country, and like football; but doesn't know how to bait a hook, or what division her favorite 'team' is on.
Unfortunate Guy "She told me I'm her one and only!"
Guys Friend "Yea bro. And she also just made you buy her $50 worth of Chinese food."
Crystal "Ohhh touchdown!"
Unfortunate Guy "Umm...this is hockey."
Guys Friend "Yea bro. And she also just made you buy her $50 worth of Chinese food."
Crystal "Ohhh touchdown!"
Unfortunate Guy "Umm...this is hockey."
by FuckYourIgnoranceB November 6, 2017
Get the Crystal mug.A crystal is a white trash, dirty flip flop wearing bag of douche. Due to the fact that she is a super slut with 7 kids by all different dads, she collects money for support and posts on social media all implying what a great mom she is, meanwhile she’s manipulating her next sperm donor and pushing him to the brink. Yes, crystals are so psychotic they aren’t the strippers who are paying tuition, they’re the bitches who strip because it’s attention that they don’t get unless they’re drunk and so is everyone else nearby. With hepatitis a-z, daddy issues, no heart or conscience and an extremely disappointing face, crystals are often great at pretending they have emotions (as do sociopaths). If you meet a crystal, run away, get tested, use disinfectant, don’t judge yourself- just be grateful you dodged a giant filthy bullet.
Example:
Person 1: hey, have you seen crystal?
Person 2: well,if shes not off tying some poor guys noose for him, try following her slugtrail.
Or
Person 1: hey what’s a good name for my daughter due soon?
Person 2: unless you want her to be a dumb, trashy, and slutty with a face like memory foam? Don’t go with crystal
Person 1: hey, have you seen crystal?
Person 2: well,if shes not off tying some poor guys noose for him, try following her slugtrail.
Or
Person 1: hey what’s a good name for my daughter due soon?
Person 2: unless you want her to be a dumb, trashy, and slutty with a face like memory foam? Don’t go with crystal
by Citizen of Manchester September 8, 2018
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