Crop dusting

Crop dusting is a form of airbending using your asscheeks to target your enemies with your fart, you suck air in with your anus and then shoot out the fart using your Chakra

Oh damn, Jenny keeps Crop dusting me with her rank cooter queef

by CooterCatcher June 3, 2016

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Crop Circle

When your cornrows have a bald spot.

"Snoop Dogg had to change his hairstyle so he wouldn't start getting a Crop Circle."

by IsItNeilWithAK September 4, 2016

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Crop Spraying

The art of walking to the other end of the office to pass wind.

Claire - there’s a really unpleasant smell at the other end of the office

Rob - Claire, stop crop spraying. Nobody wants to smell your bum.

by StumpyBob January 8, 2021

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crop insurance

The need to alter visual media reality by cropping out items that might weaken the intent of the imagery.

The realtor gave me some crop insurance on the shots so people don't see the freeway next to our house.

We need crop insurance to make the crowd at the campaign event look bigger.

I need crop insurance on my profile pic so people don't see my body from the shoulders down.

We need crop insurance on thes brochure shots so don't show enourmous crowds peering at the Mona Lisa.

by Da Do Run Run January 18, 2021

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Cropped screenshot

That one thing people love to do to get conversations out of context. Boomers and non boomers alike.
Though all these people are dumb and asses and manipulative shits.

Actual conversation:
A: How old are you?
B: I'm 18
A: Are you sure?
B: Yea
A: *Proceeds to send picture*

Cropped screenshot conversation:
A:*Proceeds to send picture*
B: "OMG THEY SEND A MINOR NSFW PICTURES OMG OMG. AND I TOLD THEM I WAS UNDER 18 OMG"

by Torteee March 1, 2021

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