hound cable

Dog shit. Barker's Rope.

What's that smell?

Ah shit, think I've trodden on some hound cable.

by Baron Of Stuff November 28, 2007

Café Crawlerism

"Café Crawlerism" or CCism encompasses both motorcycle abuse and a trendiness dependence. CCism in the classical illness model will follow a progressive course: if a person continues to modify the motorcycle, the performance and appearance will worsen. This will lead to harmful consequences in their life, physically, mentally, emotionally and socially. The emotional progression of the addict’s response to the modification can be seen in four phases. The first two is considered “normal” modification and the last two are viewed "typical" Café Crawlerism. The four phases consists of, 1 learning the mood swing; a person is introduced to modification, in some cultures this can happen at a relatively young age. The person enjoys the happy feeling, at this stage there is no emotional cost. 2 Seeking the mood swing, a person will make further modifications to regain that feeling of euphoria; modifications of higher complexity will be required. Again at this stage, there are no significant consequences. 3 At this stage there are consequences, i.e. part miss-fitment, free-play problems, holes in the pistons due to long-term lean carburetor settings, oil shooting out of the exhaust pipe, binding the rotor due to upgraded calipers, herniated disks in the spine due to clubman bars, hearing damage due to riding around with open headers, etc. 4 The person will continue to ride and modify the motorcycle disregarding the problems. This stage is detrimental and is a risk for premature death.

"Hello my name is Rafael and I suffer from Café Crawlerism.
I purchased a BMW K100RT in perfect condition and I was compelled to modify it after seeing a Café Racer K100 on youtube and now have been on a 2 month modification binge. I keep telling myself that my bike is a Café Racer but after noticing that the performance and appearance has worsened, I discovered that I had a problem. I could not stop tinkering with the motorcycle and this affected my marriage. I understood that I was powerless over modification and my motorcycle was an eye sore."

by MotoSurgeon October 13, 2011

Dirty Lightning Cable

When you shove your partner's iPhone into your partner's rectum, and then plug and unplug the charger cable to vibrate the phone and stimulate your partner's rectum.

John: yo I have yo girl a dirty lightning cable last night
Justin: what is that

John: its when I shove my phone in her ass and plug it in to vibrate it
Justin: that's not a real thing

by TransracialDoughBoy May 15, 2017

cradle to the grave

A 2Pac/Thug Life song off of the Thug Life: Volume 1 CD that came out in 1994. This has nothing to do with the movie "Cradle 2 the Grave".

From tha Cradle to the Grave, life ain't never been easy
Living in the ghetto.

by Devil Tiger August 3, 2007

Cats in the cradle

During normal vaginal sex, both the penis and the scrotum are inserted into the vagina to achieve maximal arousal from both participants.

Example 1
Female: tonight i'm going to have the full Cats in the cradle

Example 2
Male 1: last night i got the Cats in the cradle and i still haven't recovered
Male 2: Jeez mate i'm gonna have to get one of those

by The Tippsta April 15, 2018

crazlefrazle

Another named for a computer. "If everyone called a computer a "crazlefrazle" then it would be a crazlefrazle. How do you think words are created in the first place? Do you think that god came down and filled in a field to every class of object and then the whole world complied, except he made a different one for every language? No, we made them all up. So therefore, my computer is now called a crazlefrazle, and i don't care what anyone else has to say! "

Crazlefrazle specs: 3.0 Ghz Pentium IV, GeForce FX 5950 Ultra, 1.5 GB RAM, Creative Sound Blaster Audigy 2 Z5

by firemaker103 June 11, 2006

Cranley

The act of one not being able to act when an easy sexual target becomes available as one has consumed far too much alcohol, drugs or both.

Dude this ridiculously slutty stripper I met was going to come back to mine and fuck me, but then I pulled the biggest Cranley. I also shit my pants and vomited on my penis.

by GuyFaceBoss July 25, 2011