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computitor

a nerd who competes with other nerds to be the most computer-savvy
Person 1: Why is he Googling Microsoft Excel shortcuts? We rarely use that program.

Person 2: Cause there are so many computitors in this class.
by bethbethb November 3, 2011
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Communist Manifesto

used to describe

a) a piece of personal political writing, usually a book or a pamphlet, which reflects one's own political world view, but a world view that is often radically atm-against the mainstream- or, in a liberal democracy, where freedom of speech is allowed, considered politically incorrect (not supported by the official party in power) in one's zeitgeist
a group of coworkersers start commenting on and discussing their friend's yet unpublished manuscript of a political book that he brought to the office, to show to his coworkers:

person a) : wow Peter, your views on abortion and other current social issues are so atm-against the mainstream-, not to mention radical.

person b): I agree with Tom (person a), but I would also add that you may have a hard time publishing such a manuscript, since some of your conclusions are politically incorrect, especially in our era of Conservative government.

Peter (guy who wrote the manuscript): gentlemen, I appreciate and respect your opinions, whatever they may be, but I am still proud of my Communist Manifesto. If you don't share my political views, it's okay; at least we've agreed to disagree.
by Sexydimma December 4, 2011
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communist goat

A funny, yet awesome term (oft. used by young children) for a disobedient, annoying goat.
Goat: (Starts yowling and continues being a spaz)
Child: STOP IT, COMMUNIST GOAT!!!!
by Mr. Makuniru January 28, 2016
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compulsitating

When something is so fucked up its compulsing
All the wasted money on that wall someone tell donald it's compulsitating
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Communist Channel

A Channel in General sam's Discord Server in which Mao Zendong and Glorious_Leader Rule
Hey do you want to join the Communist Channel?
by Glorious_Leader™ April 5, 2017
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communist

when someone jokingly or (uncommonly) seriously refers to someone as a communist or commie for a trivial reason
Me: hey, have you had that so-and-so broke in into some people's home.
Friend: yeah he's in jail now.
Friend of said friend: no shit Sherlock.
Friend: what a communist, with his jail time, and red hoodie.
by leftphoenix July 12, 2017
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communist

Jerry: who's that new president? you know the communist
Fred:Oh Donald trump
by it'sfreerealestate October 30, 2017
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