commando

The most awesomely cool person in the whole entire world~!

Hey Commando! U r so cool!

by MandaMonkee May 31, 2004

commando butlick

a person who sucks up to a teacher/carer e.g a teachers pet or something like that

see that faggot lickin off that teacher? hes a commando butlick

by colonel ass pirate August 25, 2009

Reverse Commando

The wearing of a g-string, thong, or the like - the wrong way around. Either back-to-front. Or, more often, sideways. Often occurs when getting dressed while intoxicated.

An otherwise nicely dressed woman is unfortunately showing off her g-string... only something's not quite right there... ooops... that's one hell of a reverse commando... and a great camel toe while she's at it!!

by Mello Yellows February 21, 2011

Commando clean

when after wiping yourself after using the toilet, the toilet paper comes up clean on the first wipe.

Jane took a deuce in the ladies room and thankfully came up commando clean because she used up last squares of the only roll of TP and was wearing her best white jeans.

by Useless Housewife December 18, 2011

valleys commando

From the South Wales Valleys (UK) where men go out for a night out on the town with the intention of picking up a lady in order to stay the night. This is usually accompanied by a toothbrush in their shirt's chest pocket.

sim. Paratrooping

Q: How you getting home tonight Dylan?
A: Don't need to boys, goin' Valleys Commando.

by Welshy_NZ October 15, 2013

commando fudge

To shit ones pants whilst not wearing underwear. A shitty situation to say the least...

Greg Smith: "Aww dude I think I just shit myself, and I was going commando!"

Friend: "sounds like another case of commando Fudge"

by G smith January 6, 2014

Jagged Commando

A washed up soldier who used to be in the cavalry but is now nothing more than an alcoholic who suffers from Post Traumatic Stress Disorder, Chronic Depression, and severe night terrors.

Remember the Jagged Commando who lived next door? He was pitiful.

by fuckumydickbitch May 10, 2015