The Mongolian Cluster Monkey is similar in build to an adult chimpanzee with long fur. The Mongolian Cluster Monkey has figured out how to combine a Clusterfuck with a Monkey Fuck. They always act in large groups. And when they visit, you're left not knowing what happened, or where you are. You only know that it was loud loud, messy, violent, and involuntary.
by DraconusDraconum May 20, 2025
Get the Mongolian Cluster Monkeymug. 1) A term used to describe a series of events or more than one in a collective group of fucked up situations that come together in one gigantic chaotic situation.
2) Term used to describe an orgy
3) A single clueless, air brained individual that inevitably messes up everything they touch.
2) Term used to describe an orgy
3) A single clueless, air brained individual that inevitably messes up everything they touch.
1) My promotion to Supervisor and placed on salary along with the added extra hours has turned out to be one huge Cluster-fuck.
2) My Bro Ziggy and I banged three really hot chicks the other night in the most awesome and spontaneous sorority Cluster-fuck ever.
3) I let my girlfriend drive my car while hers was being serviced and she slammed into a parked police car while reading a text from her BFF and turns out the bitch had a suspended license for the exact same violation three other times, what a cluster-fuck.
2) My Bro Ziggy and I banged three really hot chicks the other night in the most awesome and spontaneous sorority Cluster-fuck ever.
3) I let my girlfriend drive my car while hers was being serviced and she slammed into a parked police car while reading a text from her BFF and turns out the bitch had a suspended license for the exact same violation three other times, what a cluster-fuck.
by Chief Rock-a-Ho May 5, 2014
Get the Cluster-fuckmug. noun. A warrant service organized by a Kanuck which usually requires excessive amounts of time, numerous officers, and outside agencies. This occasionally results in an arrest after a prolonged time of sweet talking a wanted subject into custody. See also: Kanuckdrum or Kanucktrophe
"Im so glad I didn't get involved in that Cluster-Kanuck yesterday" - William
"Yea I would rather handle sector 2 calls all day than be involved in that hot mess" - Randy
"Yea I would rather handle sector 2 calls all day than be involved in that hot mess" - Randy
by turd f3rgus0n March 1, 2018
Get the Cluster-Kanuckmug. When you're in bed with your man and he lodges his entire fist into your cooch. he then squirms his hand around until he sees his knuckles through your belly. Once seen they instantly cum.
Ronald: Did you hear? Samantha got knuckle clustered by David
Arnold: Really?
Ronald: Yeah. She died mid-way and he sat there cumming. He soiled the bed sheets completely white
Arnold: Damn. It was good when I railed her ya'know?
Arnold: Really?
Ronald: Yeah. She died mid-way and he sat there cumming. He soiled the bed sheets completely white
Arnold: Damn. It was good when I railed her ya'know?
by I'mAGlugGlugVacuum6900;) January 11, 2023
Get the Knuckle Clustermug. a job or situation where nothing seems to be finished and/or complete or Repaired. 2a gathering of situations or episodes in a short time all failing.
by Cowboy W. Educated June 24, 2021
Get the cluster fuckmug. by squeeezmosgirl January 7, 2014
Get the cluster situationmug. A heavy layer of clusters forms a crusty jagged surface on and around one’s skin and body parts. Common in their natural environment in council estates and 3rd world countries. In certain communities the size and amount of your clusterous’ determine social standing, often with the largest and biggest clusterous holders leading the charge.
Man “Have you seen my clusterous?”
Woman “Everyone seen your clusterous John, it’s nothing to be proud of. Peters is much bigger.”
Man 1 “ Hey bro, I just caught five more clusterous ex off Alisha last night”
Man 2 “ Nice bro, I respect that”
Woman “Everyone seen your clusterous John, it’s nothing to be proud of. Peters is much bigger.”
Man 1 “ Hey bro, I just caught five more clusterous ex off Alisha last night”
Man 2 “ Nice bro, I respect that”
by XFaceflaps69 December 23, 2023
Get the Clusterousmug.