Granola cluster

A late 1980s term used by kids to describe hippie wannabes.

Man, that person in bell-bottoms is a real granola cluster.

by Real_hippie September 19, 2023

cluster fuck

a job or situation where nothing seems to be finished and/or complete or Repaired. 2a gathering of situations or episodes in a short time all failing.

This entire job has been a total cluster fuck. Nothing's gone right!

by Cowboy W. Educated June 24, 2021

cluster situation

Business speak for cluster fuck. When everything is a complete mess.

Congress, what a cluster situation.

by squeeezmosgirl January 7, 2014

Cluster fuck

a very catastrophic and uncontrollable situation or event.

"every year in late November, we have this cluster fuck of a holiday called Black Friday."

by Suburbanz71 August 20, 2018

cluster flush

When a menopausal women has a serious of hot flushes in quick succession.

No I'm not sick, I'm just having a cluster flush.

by Mzmoli July 31, 2017

Clusters

A collection of objects of any sort.

Good clusters are hard to find, puss.

by Clara Fication June 5, 2016

Clusterous

A heavy layer of clusters forms a crusty jagged surface on and around one’s skin and body parts. Common in their natural environment in council estates and 3rd world countries. In certain communities the size and amount of your clusterous’ determine social standing, often with the largest and biggest clusterous holders leading the charge.

Man “Have you seen my clusterous?”

Woman “Everyone seen your clusterous John, it’s nothing to be proud of. Peters is much bigger.”

Man 1 “ Hey bro, I just caught five more clusterous ex off Alisha last night”
Man 2 “ Nice bro, I respect that”

by XFaceflaps69 December 23, 2023