Clown University

The highest place of education for anyone who has the possibility to be a clown

Person 1: OMG I GOT INTO CLOWN UNIVERSITY

Person 2: OMG SAME HERE
Person 3: I wish I did I’m just not enough of a clown
Person 1+2: Did we fucking ask

by wxllxxmx December 17, 2019

Clown Butter

When a female or feminine male uses WAY too much make-up, has no clue how to use said make-up, no sense of proportion, and just slathers it on like they loaded a paintball gun with a variety of colors and hoped for the best.

Damn Girl!! You look like you got smacked with the ass end of a rainbow, that's not make-up, that's clown butter.

by Futureghst-MJC February 26, 2015

Clown Crotch

The makeup stain one receives between their legs after a night of buying lap dancing. See Ass Makeup.

Hey Travis, wtf is that between...oh wait, you have clown crotch!

by Dr. Carlos Jones April 21, 2011

Dyke Clown

A skinny, short spiked hair liberal,(male or female) who cares more about the environment and the Ozone than they do about anything else. This person more than likely voted for Hillary Clinton.

Yo dawg , I just caught that Dyke Clown Sandy with the frosted tips, pleasing her snatch with a maple leaf, in her hybrid.

by Rat Domd888inguezRAy Dominguez May 11, 2017

clown nap

n. vigorously flogging the dolphin in such an exhausting yet satisfying manner that one has no choice but to fall asleep with a big smile painted across one's face.

I was so bored on my business trip that I went back to my hotel room and took a nice, long clown nap.

by Steve D. August 10, 2005

clown fiesta

Team Dignitas.

When team Dignitas plays in the NA LCS, the perfect clown fiesta can be achieved.

by NeapoIitan July 13, 2016

Fucko the Clown

Nickname for the world’s most active and now infamous pedophile clown.

We used to love Fucko the Clown and had him at all our children’s birthday parties, back when he called himself something like Chucko.

by Dr Bunnygirl July 14, 2019