Christs College

Local ASBO factory located in Belfields, a suitable nuclear weapons testing site in Guildford, Surrey. Masquerading as local Secondary School, it churns out ASBO's by the day. It is wholly un-Christ-like in every way and have you noticed that if you rearrange the letters and remove the C and R you get SHITS COLLEGE?! Which is far better suited to a "school" with an iron curtain built round it. Which quite frankly should have been built to keep the ASBO's in rather than keep us out! Not that we'd ever wish to visit the establishment.

Local Guildfordian: What school do you go to?
ASBO: I go to Christs College.
Local Guildfordian: What are you studying?
ASBO: Armed Robbery with homecide studies.
Local Guildfordian: Thats nice.
ASBO: Give us your wallet or i'll stab you.

by The Guildford Bearded Lady December 14, 2008

Pimping Christ

Fake Christians that happen to be influential preachers/priests or suburban blue-collar workers that like pimping Christ to try to influence other people as they enjoy the perks of being seen as a Christian.

My pastor can be seen pimping Christ at church and says God hates gays, but meanwhile he has a sexual relationship with another pastor. Reuben, a construction worker, loves pimping Christ at work and telling everyone to convert,but he curses and harasses his neighbors on his block for petty reasons. Jonathan works as plumber loves pimping Christ, trying to convert his friends and yet gambles with them at weekend poker games.

by jesuschristisnotreal January 17, 2022

Jesus Christ

The Supposed Leader Of Christianity But Is Actually Beezlebub In Disguise Satan, and we all know that we can disprove christianity lie but they are mainly disregarded as conspiracy

Jesus Christ the son of god FTW!

by Macca From Yass June 14, 2008

Teasus Christ

A girl who always seems to be nothing but a tease. She gets you all riled up yet no action.

Guy 1: Yo, did you finally bang Tiffany?
Guy 2: Nah man, I don't understand. She got me all started but didn't do the deed.

Guy 1: Teasus Christ, Man!
Guy 2: I know...

by lazer lizard May 11, 2013

christ-blocked

Being denied sex because the other person is waiting for marriage or is already married to Jesus or "God"

Guy 1: Hey man did you and and your girl have relations yet?
Guy 2: Nah man, she is religious.
Guy 1: Hah! You have been christ-blocked

by ThatOneGUy January 16, 2015

Christ Brown

Chris Brown in the afterlife, taking over God's job.

"Christ Brown, our lord and saviour!"

by The good Definitions May 30, 2017

nana christ

The beloved lord and savor nana christ. She always wears fur coats specifically vegan fur coats. She judges everyone if they don't have a fur coat on. It's ok if it's not vegan as long as there is a fur coats involved she is nice. You will go to heaven if you wear fur coats. The mother of Jesus Christ. :)

-"Nana Christ!!!!"
-"Nana Christ will save you if you are wearing a fur coat."
-"At church we worship Nana Christ. She loves all of us as we wear fur coats( specifically vegan fur coats)."

by nana christ <3 October 16, 2019